"So I'm sick, it's little more complicated than a common cold" "How complicated?" "Apparently-there's-no-cure-for-it complicated" "Oh. My. God. Do you have AIDS" "I'm not gay" "Wow and now you sound homophobic" Story of a guy who's running out of time and is wishing for more, featuring a girl who's got too much time and is wishing it would all come to an end.

"So your best friend is a turtle that's sad" he said in a mocking tone. "Says the kid with a turtle face" she replied as a smirk formed on her face. A story building upon mere coincidences and terrible timing.