CONTENT/TRIGGER WARNINGS: MAY CONTAIN DRUG USE, VIOLENCE, GORE, SUICIDE, SELF-HARM, SWEARING, ABUSE, AND DEATH. Decades ago, around the birthday of a particular brother, Anti made a mistake that wouldn't place a print in him until much later, when two times as much was at stake than what he took from someone else. Years after, all hell breaks loose when Anti's found doing something he shouldn't, resulting in a broken and infinite chain reaction of chaos, mistrust, lies, and secrets. The brothers split apart a long time ago. All find themselves fighting and clawing to escape the hands of fate, karma that's spent years trying to expose them and devour any hope of a happy retirement. They've narrowly escaped the rusty clutches of their final destination until now, but what happens when all that's left is each other, and all they have to rely on is shaky standings and petty animosity? Seven brothers, seven secrets.

Sean is a slum dog. A child born and raised in the cruel unforgiving lower city. Where the strong survive and the weak are killed... or worse. Leader of a gang, Sean has always had his eye on the upper city known as Valhalla. A city of the rich and privileged. A place no slum dog EVER goes into without becoming some rich persons pet. Something he'll never lower himself to be. Until, he has no choice. Betrayed; Sean is about to learn the dark secrets of being apart of the worlds Social Order. They say a slum dog can't be tamed... But Mark craves a challenge.

Ever wondered what Jack/Sean would be like if he was your boyfriend? Or maybe even just a friend? Well you can look in this little book to help you imagine it! You can even request your own little situation! Happy reading! <3 **REQUESTS: CLOSED**

Young prince Tyler Joseph lives happily with his widowed father, the king, until he remarries a new queen, who is jealous of the little boy's beauty. When she tries to have Tyler killed, the huntsman spares him and he flees into the forest, where he finds a cottage, home of the seven kindly boys. The queen soon learns that Tyler is still alive and vows to kill him herself, but only the prince of another kingdom can save him before it's too late! Special thanks to @Dr-Schneeplestein for making the cover!

poetry by a person that's afraid of people. 12/23/15- #1 in poetry

Josh is a business man. A very, very wealthy business man. He thought he had it all. Money, good looks, power. But the one thing he craved? Love. He's thirty two and pathetically single. He wants to change that. Time's ticking. Tyler is a brat. A nasty, slutty, obnoxious, selfish brat. He gets what he wants when he wants it and doesn't give a single fuck what he has to do to get it. So when he sees a hot rich man in a bar one night? He decides the man is something he wants. Too bad they both have completely different intentions. ©nicosniners

[COMPLETED | RE-WRITE OF ORIGINAL !!!] aka the one in which Tyler's failed suicide attempt lands him in rehab where he meets Josh; an unreadable boy who changes his hair colour everyday, and maybe, just maybe, he's exactly what Tyler needs. cover art by vyles-ray on tumblr.

I hope you enjoy the story. Made it with @Dr-Schneeplestein

I (and others) decided that writing a book of roasts and comebacks would be a good idea. Want to submit one? Feel free to message me. I'll probably credit you too!

It's all over now darling.