this is where i write when fiction is too thin and reality is too thick enjoy at your own risk

Ellie Prewett has just started her first year at Hogwarts, and it is 7 years after Harry had defeated Voldemort, but something strange is going on. (The teachers are the same as in the series, but all the students are made up.)

Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader, a lonely, quiet car who wants nothing more than for Lightning McQueen to "Ka-Chow!" his way into their heart. Will they live the fantasy of their dreams, or will their mechanical heart be crushed forever? Critics are calling it "The Next Twilight" (not really) and "The Greatest Love Story Since Pride and Prejudice" (no no no). Read Lightning McQueen X Reader, and be amazed at the great romance between Lightning...and yourself.

The time is 1935. The place is Great Britain. Ingonyama, or Yama, named after the Xhosa word for "lion", is a Rhodesian Ridgeback born different from the rest of his litter; he has no ridge running along his back. Since Yama's litter is being bred for show, humans only accept the ridged dogs, and threaten to have him culled, or worse. What will become of Yama, his litter, and his life? Inspired by the BBC One documentary Pedigree Dogs Exposed, Ridges of Doom delves into the inhumane practices of the past Kennel Club, some of which still exist today. Disclaimer: Note that I am not attacking the Kennel Club in any way or fashion. Although I may disagree with how they are deciding to breed their dogs for the "perfect pooch", I don't hate them at all. This book, as it was set in 1935, isn't a way to speak out against the KC's practices nowadays. Please, after reading this, do NOT attack anyone who is affiliated with the KC. Also note that every human and dog in this book are fictional, as in they don't and never have existed in real life. Any resemblance to real persons is merely coincidental. Please and thank you.

Humans have been long eradicated from the Pokémon World. Now, only Pokémon remain; left with the humans' cities and machines, the Pokémon of the Alola region have decided to take up their ways of life...and nowhere is that more apparent than the great Alolan Pokémon Institute, a four-year academy built by the emissaries of the sun and moon themselves. For many, refuge, fun and wonder are found within the walls of the API, and it's no different to Decidueye, Incineroar and Primarina. The three juniors excitedly await their return to the academy for another year...until they find a strange document speaking of a shady exchange program the API is willing to participate in. Fear suddenly arises as fall draws nearer, and it's up to the three young Pokémon to make the right choice and solve the mystery of the exchange program before it's too late. I made the cover on DrawCast! It took approximately 10183729174929284201048290193 centuries so I hope you like it! Also, note that every Pokémon and name in this story does not belong to me, but are trademarks of GAME FREAK and Nintendo. I hope you enjoy!

When twin Pokémon Latios and Latias stole a powerful artifact known as the Primal Key from an evil bounty hunter, they wouldn't ever have imagined that their lives would change forever. Little do they know that among the strongest Pokémon in the world, unrest is stirring. Old enemies threaten to pick up abandoned battles, entire regions have fallen into chaos...and it's all being caused by a single malicious Pokémon. Can Latios, Latias and their friends put an end to what could become the largest battle of legends the Pokémon World has ever seen? Read this fanfiction inspired by the Pokémon franchise to find out! Includes pictures drawn by me in every chapter! I don't own any of the Pokémon, places, or things featured or mentioned in this book (except for maybe the Primal Key). All credit for the designs of the things go to Pokémon. I highly recommend the games, show, trading cards, etc. but if you're reading this you likely are in to at least one of those things already. Enjoy!