When most people look back on their lives, they see that one defining event. The moment that changes everything. And my moment was him.

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Paisley Devoncourt is your typical sweetheart of the family that every parent is proud of. Smart, caring, responsible, and reliable. With her life set and planned she doesn't expect that life could change on her at any moment; all because of one, sympathetic and vulnerable night. Of course, the boy that helps her change her life, the proclaimed bad boy of the town; JC Ace. JC Ace, bad boy with a reputation, a dark childhood, and scars that no one can empathize over. He's the school's delinquent, the town's gossip, and the result of a sinful teenage mistake. And some how, he's drawn to tell the goody-two-shoes sweetheart all his problems. Polar opposites who now have the biggest responsibility of their lives. A baby. To keep or not to keep? That is the question. Conflicts will arise. Heart ache. Jealousy. Relationships. Plenty of arguments. Secrets, but most of all, the life lesson that Paisley must learn and the nightmares that JC must now experience.

Charlotte Jackson may be rich, but her life is hardly a breeze. Her father is marrying a young gold digger name Chanel who hates Charlotte and wants her out of their life, Charlotte is only seventeen and is running a company, and let's not get started on the rumors of her being a scandalous kind of girl circling around in the gossip magazines. As Charlotte returns from the boutique she owns to New York condo she shares with her father Philip, she's hit with the news that they are sending her to a friend of Phillp's in Motown, Kentucky, her hometown. Charlotte finds herself not only in the town she was born in, but in the middle of a feud between Brant Young, the best friend she lost contact with, and with Clay Holt, Brant's neighbor. She quickly adapts to farm life like it was a second nature and discovers new things about herself that she never knew existed. Things still aren't breezy, but with a crazy life like hers, that's to be expected.