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Text Me, Baby | A Social Media AU (LGBT, Complete) by CameoLover93
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Text Me, Baby || A Social Media AU / Multimedia Story || FanboyxCelebrity ~ - - ‪Andi, a socially awkward college student by day and certified sad boy by night, is crushing hard on the talented and mysterious instagram artist known only as losartslapsss, aka K. After being hounded by his management team for not interacting enough with his followers, K. joins TextYourFaves, an app that allows influencers and celebrities to safely give out their "phone number" so that fans can chat with them directly. Of course, Andi texts the number. But he doesn't take the conversation seriously because he assumed he would get paired with a bot. However, after a few minutes of messaging back and forth with K., Andi realizes he isn't talking to a bot at all. He's talking to the actual artist! Andi is totally mortified... Why? Because the last message that he sent to K. was: " i would literally give up my firstborn to have just 1 night with u " And it only goes downhill from there... or does it? - - note: this story is complete and has more than eight parts, but I ran out of space on Wattpad because you can only upload 200 chapters per book lol so follow me on twitter @cameosfics to finish reading ~
insults nd sarcasm  by yvesbab1e
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For all those people out there ( me ) who has some certain people that they HATE a lot. This is the book for you. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED: This book is just ideas of insult and sarcasm, not to really insult you. Ps: don't kill me
Suicide Hotline ¹ | ✓ by Adorabelle_
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♕︎ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ɪ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴛʟɪɴᴇ ᴛʀɪʟᴏɢʏ ❝𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸❞ ❝ 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵?❞ ❝ 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵? 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘨𝘨?❞ _____________ ➳ ᴀ ᴅɪᴀʟᴏɢᴜᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ ➳ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇᴅ √ Copyright Adorabelle_™ All Rights Reserved ©2018-2020 [Cover made by yours truly] 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗵𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗮𝗻𝗸𝘀 𝟮 𝗶𝗻 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝟭𝟲.𝟬𝟭.𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭 𝟱 𝗶𝗻 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝟬𝟯.𝟬𝟲.𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟬 𝟭𝟬 𝗶𝗻 𝘙𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝟬𝟭.𝟬𝟲.𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟬
I Speak Fluent Sarcasm by Geek_Girl_write
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Highest Rank: #24 in Humor Aylissa Leeton. The new girl to town. She is a hot blonde haired girl with bright blue eyes. She gets along with everyone. All the boys chase her. But she trusts nobody. Aylisa has a dark, terrifying mystery that stalks her, haunts her like an evil ghost. Will she ever be able to say those three words..to anyone? Jack Charming. Suiting his name, a green eyed and pink lipped boy. Tanned skin. He is kind and lovely, but mean and vicious. Dating the schools ruler, lie is good. Jack isn't used to sarcastic, rude girls who put up a fight. He is used to the easy, girls like his girlfriend Chelsea. So when the new girl arrives, a sarcastic excitement, his whole life turns around. Warning ⚠️ Mature Content! Collobarated with @NightmareWritezZx Cover by @onsra-
The Count of Monte Cristo (1845) (Completed) by AlexandreDumas
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"The Count of Monte Cristo" focuses on a man who is wrongfully imprisoned, escapes from jail, acquires a fortune and sets about getting revenge on those responsible for his imprisonment. However, his plans have devastating consequences for the innocent as well as the guilty. Cover by xflowerpetalsx
Operation: Dard and Devotion by sprinkleofhayat
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As if being kidnapped from a poverty-stricken town in the Middle East was not horrifying enough, Hayat Ishfaq, a 21 year-old American Muslim, is forced to watch the slow beheadings of her own students. But, those are the least of her worries. ~A Wattpad Featured Story~
Sarcasm Avenue ( Sarcastic Quotes & Insults ) by DreamyGirl97
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"I am not good with advices ......Can I interest you in sarcastic quotes? "
NADIM||On Hold|| by Saefeez
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Highest Rankings: #3 in #Africa (1/1/2019) #2 in #Arewa (27/04/2019) #19 in #Campuslife(1/1/2019) This is Najeeb and Nadiya's story ; a story of a unique but strange love affair spanning through the four walls of the university and beyond ,but dampened by series of resistance. Can Dr Najeeb put his excellent reputation of been one of the best brains the Faculty of Medicine ABU Zaria could ever have , and whom others held in high esteem as a role model at stake, over some girl he first met far away from the school who would eventually turn out to be his student? At his age, will he succeed in sweeping Nadiya off her feet and clinch the grand reward of her hand in marriage? She is not just an ordinary student-she is the crowned Miss-ABU, a medical student and a heiress to to the Attah Group of Companies .............
Love?! by HechQumshey
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They are collections of my poems that I often tend to jote down time-time based on a current phenomenon at thos moments. My poems are open to you all for to enjoy, and help me make them a part of good poems as they are subject to corrections by you and I. @ H Qumshey Cc wattpad 2018
Everyone Died+My iPhone Stopped Working: An Oral History of The Robot Apocalypse by AaronRubicon
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*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!***** WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15) In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that. "Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more often, don't. Why did the robots rise up? What did they want? Why couldn't they be stopped? Can they be stopped now? Is humanity doomed? And what the f--k is going on with the squirrels? You will get the answers to all of these questions. Or some of these questions. Or none of these questions. We'll see. I will be updating this once a week until I run out of stuff that I find funny. Then I'm done. Cover art courtesy of the hilarious and ridiculously talented Dave Pressler. (http://www.davepresslerart.com)