**Officially published as Clique Bait with HarperTeen!** Payment is usually a part of a basic transaction. You give and then you take. But, at Arlington Preparatory, people take at their leisure. They take their entertainment in the form of humiliation. They get what they want at the expense of their pawns. But they n...
The first you should know is that this is a VERY short version of Divergent; and it's been called the "best parody on here" by several different users. Don't believe me? I shall prove it. ************************ In Trisha Pretor's dystopian Toront...
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
Peeta Mellark has been in love with Katniss Everdeen for as long as he can remember when he's suddenly shipped off to the Capitol with her to participate in the 74th annual Hunger Games. You've heard Katniss's side of the story, now it's time to hear Peeta's.
In the future, the Department of Soulmates and Timers gives everyone a timer on their right hand counting down to when that specific person will meet their soulmate. This solves all romantical problems, divorces, fights, and breakups. The world is a happier place. Up until Castiel Milton meets his soulmate. This is a...
Have you ever wondered what the first Hunger Games was like? There are quite a few inconsistencies that I am working on changing at the moment, I also plan to lengthen some chapters. Please wait to read this book until it has been re-titled as 'The 1st Ever Hunger Games - Updated'. This process shouldn't take too long...
Crystal Erwin is known as the Daughter of the Games; the child born in the arena. She's been told her entire life that her real father is dead. However, when her friend pulls out an old Hunger Games tape, Crystal realizes that her mom has been lying to her. It becomes her mission to find her real father. But what she...
(a one-shot story :>) Sometime, in the middle of their Horcrux Hunt, The Golden Trio (i.e. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasley) got lost on the way and mysteriously landed on America, where they met another trio (i.e. Annabeth Chase, Percy Jackson and Grover) also on a mission. As the golden trio tried to...
What if the famous Girl on Fire went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry? What if she met the chosen one; Harry Potter?
This book has a lot of jokes and quotes from TFIOS, Divergent, The Selection, Harry Potter and The Hunger Games! #EVERLARK I hope you really enjoy this book I try to update every day if possible. Thanks for reading! Your Overly Addicted Author, Cristina Mellark
BOOK 1 // Human Error (COMPLETE) BOOK 2 // Human Instinct (IN PROGRESS) *NOW OPTIONED FOR A TV SHOW* "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness engineered right into their DNA." - William Shakespeare, 1602 (adapted for BioPlus) Astrid Oxford is not normal. Two...
A HUNGER GAMES FANFICTION! After the Quarter Quell is announced, Mags decides to record the story of her victory. The 11th annual Hunger Games were just as cruel as any other. Especially when Mags was paired with a boy she knew well- and might have loved. *Written in October 2013 before BOSAS was released, so it doesn...
They are trapped. They are scared. And they only have each other. A group of twelve teenagers; six girls and six boys, wake up on a remote Pacific island. Water surrounds them for as far as they can see, and they have no memory of where they are or how they got there. Now, they must work together to find not only an...
