Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader, a lonely, quiet car who wants nothing more than for Lightning McQueen to "Ka-Chow!" his way into their heart. Will they live the fantasy of their dreams, or will their mechanical heart be crushed forever? Critics are calling it "The Next Twilight" (not really) and "The Greatest Love Story Since Pride and Prejudice" (no no no). Read Lightning McQueen X Reader, and be amazed at the great romance between Lightning...and yourself.

Micah is an akward kid. He moved to Santa Barbara, California with no friends and no hope. Until they came along. He soon becomes best fronds with Kalee, a soap obsessed bi girl, and Jinx, a cute new student. As Micah and his friends grow and change, so do Micah's feelings. He eventually falls for Jinx, like many other kids, but will Jinx return his feelings or will Micah be left heartbroken? Trigger Warning: Contains Abuse and bullying.