Did you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious and wanted to share. Most of these I've made up, and some I've changed a little (or a lot). Hence, I won't bother to take credit for any of them. **COMPLETED unless I think of any other comebacks**

Want that extra zing in your comebacks! Well you have come to the right place!!! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)

stupid jokes that surprisingly made me laugh.

you're in need of funny comebacks? insults? pick up lines? jokes? you have reached the right place then! read on! (YOU MAY GET A PUNCH IN THE FACE OR A KICK IN THE JEWELS AFTER SAYING THIS SHIT!)