Dan and Phil were drinking tea and playing Mario cart when they noticed an American flag in their kitchen.......

When Dan and Phil bake a batch of cupcakes, Dan has other plans than just eating them

I'm sorry.

So... This is my first time ever writing a smut and I would like to thank Phantasia edits ( Cheyanne ) on Vine for giving me this idea. I apologize in advance for what you are going to read. WARNING!-Smut, Fucked up shit, and Smut. ^-^ oh and a bit of fluff. ONLY A BIT! Enjoy!

"𝐃𝐚𝐧 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐩𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐩, 𝐝𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐏𝐡𝐢𝐥'𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤. 𝐃𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐡 𝐛𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝. 𝐏𝐡𝐢𝐥 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬." 𝟓𝟔𝟏 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐏𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐉𝐚𝐧𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝟐𝟔, 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟗 𝐚𝐭 𝟏𝟎:𝟐𝟑 𝐏𝐦

For those who haven't read this interesting Phan story!!!

Apparently there is a lot more you can do with spaghetti than just eat it.

I DID NOT WRITE THIS OK!!!! i just wanted to put it on here so more people can "enjoy" this yeah.......... Warning: DONT READ IF SENSITIVE AND VERY EXPLICIT CONTENT READ WITH CAUTION!!!! Edit- #152 in killme

Dan and Phil go on a date in the forest late on evening when Phil starts acting a bit strange and tests his new skills on his boyfriend, Dan. (inspired by The Hat Fic and The Cherry Fic) Ages 7+