All the cliché terrible things not to do in one not-so-epic book.

Let Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she lives or not.

Woah! Look! It's CrazystarThunderClan, Firestar4ever, Frostycloud, SlugterranCat, Brambleclaw4ever, LightningStrikeTC, FrostFireWarriorCat, WhisperSpirit, and helloilovecats all making one huge spoof book! Hi der is Herkfost. I innduct u 2 buk. No. //facepalms- dumb Hawkfrost. That poor frickin idiot. Welcome to this crazy book! It's so crazy, it'll get you kicked out of StarClan just for reading it. Since it was published, the StarClan police have reported a 200% rise in arson. This is about psycho cats who live around a lake, eating bird poo, being Sues, and farting unicorns. Feel free to call the Mental Hospital, but the cats will shred them before they leave their narwhal van. Good luck!

Hero pretty much has this whole life thing figured out. Ever since he was a kit, he has had the astounding ability to find any object, item, or creature that he sets his mind to. He spends his days sleeping on the sunlit window of his two-leg partner's workshop, and his nights out prowling the city on the hunt for danger. But when he meets with an unfortunate circumstance and finds himself among the cats of one of legendary wild Clans, it's not a matter of whether he's ready for an adventure, but a matter of whether adventure's ready for him. [Cover by @FrostFireWarriorCat]