WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc. and Evil Stepmother Enterprises are not responsible for any maiming, mass murder or permanent insanity resulting from the reading of this book.

An autobiography of a heart who had to pay for the crimes its parents made in the past. "The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for." He said Highest ranking #60 in Capture #76 in autobiography #141 in hostage #255 in abduction