Kenny (me): *muffled* hi everyone, this is going to be about me and you (; and its a lemon! *gets shot* Stan: oh my god they've killed Kenny!! Kyle: you bastards!!

⚠️Book under construction. ALSO THIS BOOK IS BASED OFF THE GAME FRACTURED BUTTHOLE, SO YES, FARTING AND FCKING SOUTHPARK STUFF.⚠️ SOME PARTS MIGHT STILL LOOK SHITTY BC I AM GOING THROUGH AND REWRITING EVERY PAGE. IM TRYING TO DO ONE OR TWO PAGES A DAY BEAR WITH ME I PROMISE YOU ITLL GET DONE. ALSO IM BASING THIS BOOK OFF THE FRACTURED BUT WHOLE GAME, HENCE, YOUR SILENCE.

You recently moved to South Park, Living with an alcoholic can scar you, literally. After you tried to end your life, your mother decided to move to a smaller town. As the new kid on the block, not many want to talk to you. But when a young mysterious boy befriends you, your crappy life just changed. (A,N) Ehhh... I got bored one night, thought up this and decided to write it down, figured I could put it up online and see if any one enjoys it. Anyhow, have fun!

You weren't a normal 'Girl', In fact you had nothing in common with a girl, Exept the fact that you have Boobs and all that stuff. You are into Xbox, Video games, Marvel and The weird side of the Internet. Your Mom is from South Park, But your dad left before you were born, so you grew up being friends with the four boys, Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny. But as Stan and Kyle were, You and Kenny were Best friends. You always had a thing for Kenny since you were in 3rd Grade, Which, of course, He didn't know about, Even though it was completely obvious. Even the Kindergartener's would be able to tell you had a bit of a crush on him! Anyway, Here is the story of you and Kenny McCormick!♧

(y / n ) (l / n ) A sweet girl inside and out....unless you manage to get on her bad side. Kenny Mccormick The school's player, cheater, womanizer, sex god, one-night stand, you name it. He had every gullible girl in the palm of his hands. Well, except for this one girl named (y/n). To make it worse, she is his next target. Unfortunately for him, she hates his guts. Read about two ememies that slowly bond together. Is there love? Jealousy? Is it cheesy? Yes, but what's the fun in that if everything was realistic? Disclaimer : I don't own South Park or any SP affiliated characters, just the plot. PG-13 Swearing; Violence; Sensitive topics;Suggested themes; Sexual jokes; Badly placed puns; Triggers; It's a South Park fanfic for crying out loud, what any less do you expect!? Enjoy!

Please do know I dont own you,South park characters or the pic above Y/N,yeah you,are secretly Mystic,the hero of South Park at night,in which one of those nights,when you were defending a citizen,you meet Mysterion WARNING *HATE *CURSING *CRINGE

short Story's in the universe of I can't help but love him. There will be will be story about Kenny X y/n and there will be story's based on the other characters like Ryder,Drew,B/N Tweek, Kyle .. and others They each story will most likely be in one part some may go one more . There will not be in Order most likely I will try and put where they take place for the end of book 2.. This is not book 3 this is just a lot of short that I had made at one point and didn't think they fit in or more likely some I just made up because had an idea .. I hope you all end joy the stopes

You move into the small town of South Park when your dad gets a job there. You meet 4 boys and you befriend them quickly. One of them, however, caught your eye, a certain blonde, blue eyed pervert. • • • • The story is really messed up but if you like messed up stories, Im sure you'll love this one ;)