Hey guys! It's Tord, and I'm here with this cutie~ Tom: *blushes* Your stupid, Tord. Tord: *talks through teeth while grinning, trying to mask the anger* F I G H T M E TOM. Tom:.... Tord:.... Tom:.... Tord:.... I love you.... Tom:... *pounts while blushing* imma go get drunk....

ITS and ask or dare EDDSWORLD!!!anyway please ask or dare us ANYTHING!

Title. And there will be ships! But only these- TomTord EddMatt Paultryk Yep. Also, restrictions for dares- Lemon stuff. (M!Preg aloud. ;3) Readers joining. For more than their dare. Ships that aren't the ones I said at the beginning. ( Example- Tom kissing anyone who isn't Tord. Tord kissing anyone but Tom. Edd kissing anyone but Matt. Matt kissing anyone but Edd. Patryk kissing anyone but Paul. Paul kissing anyone but Patryk. Same goes for stuff like that.) Other ships joining. Positions of dominance changing Height changes Making them do something illegal. Making them hurt each other. Physically or emotionally. Changing their clothes/puting them in clothes that they would be uncomfortable in. Like - Dresses, Maid Dresses, Skirts, ETC Puting them in a situation they or I do not like and doesn't match their character/personality in my AU: Examples- Tom or Edd trying to turn on Tord or Matt or the other way around. Instigating a fight between any of them. If you violate any if these the only thing I will do is reply "Did you even read the description?" Otherwise, dare what you want within these restrictions. Have fun!~ Hopefully not to much though~ ; >

The title says it all. This is where I'm dumping all my Eddsworld shitposts, one-shots (TomTord/TordTom, EduarJon/Jonuardo, Paultryk/PatPaul and EddMatt/MattEdd) and headcanons. I DO NOT OWN EDDSWORLD EDD GOULD DOES

Ahhhh -🎄

more of tomtord This book is a every day post book so yeah 'I'm not throwing way my shot'ry and give credit to the Artist that made this

(my first ever story) Matt finds a weird mini chest at a garage sale. He thinks it's valuable but Edd, Tom and Tord thinks that it's just junk. Matt, who wants to prove them wrong, grabs Tord's car keys (for some reason) and then opens the chest with the keys. (I don't know how either.) What was in the chest? Disclaimer: This story doesn't have any ships. Even though I mention I ship some, it isn't in the story. It will probably just ruin the whole thing, since people have opinions. I want this to be a nice and silly fic. Please do not add this to a type of ship in a type of reading list. I REPEAT: DO NOT PUT THIS IN ANY SHIP READING LIST NOT EDD X MATT, NO TOM X TORD, NO NOTHING. I'm sorry, it just makes me irritated that the fact that no one reads the descriptions. So do not PUT THIS IN ANY SHIP READING LIST It'll only make me and others confused, thank you.

Fluffy fluff ;w;

Welcome, to the second book of ASK EDDSWORLD! Ask anything you like, (dont be inappropriate though X3) and try to be as creative, imaginative as you can! Go on a silly adventure with the Edd gang, as the stakes go higher! Enjoy this book! Don't forget to read ASK EDDSWORLD 1 first everyone ^w^

Ask them anything. Ask anyone anything. U can also include Isabella and Heart from my book "Raise A New" and some people i might have mentioned in "New Boy Red" so ask whatever you may want