So, there's this girl. She's perfect. And yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, that's what every lovesick sap says about the girl that they pine after but I'm serious. She's literally perfect. She's smart, she's athletic, and she's got this- this amazing laugh that just makes you want to laugh with her. She's tall like a model, with this long, dark brown hair, and these blue eyes- holy shit, don't even get me started on those eyes. And then... there's her brother. He's the exact opposite. The dude is practically a giant. He's tall, muscular, vulgar, rude, and, honestly, the scariest person that I have ever met in my life. But guess which one I have a date with. Kai Avery. Where to begin? He's popular, get's good grades, has devilishly good looks, he's got it all! Well, all except for the girl of his dreams, Rose Clary. When he finally gets his chance to ask her out without her scary brother around, it all goes downhill when he's ambushed by Blake Clary himself. In a panic, he lies and says he was coming to talk to Blake instead. He expected to get punched, but instead... got a date for Friday night. *** WARNING WARNING THIS BOOK CONTAINS BOYXBOY SEX IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN BE A BABE AND GET OFF MY PAGE K THANKS ***

Some Genji x Male!Reader x Zenyatta in a good polyship. (NSFW content in here my guy.) Cover art is by mintgal on tumblr. :)

I wasn't doing enough lemons in my book for all of us dirtyminded people so I thought y'all would like just a book of them so here we go MILES PRESENTS DIABOLIK LOVERS LEMONS/ONESHOTS, I HOPE Y'ALL ENJOY!!

[MORE THAN LIKELY DISCONTINUED] Eddsworld x male gender readers. This book is old, ancient, and extremely expired. Mummyfied fr. I can *ASSURE* you that I hate, **EVERYTHING**. In it. I was just starting writing, and its awful. This book is SO old😭. You touch this book, and you get DUST caked on your fingers.

this will be a range of creepypastas x male reader one shots or fluff and shit like that.

This is one of those weird fanfics :p There's no AU here Nope None So yee UPDATE: the art on the cover IS NOT MINE (someone please tell me the artist! its driving me crazy that i cant give them credit, thank you !)