"Making lists IS a sacred art form to us females, after all." • • • ☆ Not my art on the cover. That glorious honor goes to an under-appreciated genius, Squidward Tentacles. Long may he flourish far beneath the seas. ☆ This is largely tongue and cheek so don't get your panties in a wad.

"Giggity." • • • Herein lies a book comprised predominately of the Family Guy videos from which I draw 99.9% of the inspiration for everything I've ever written. Edit: SO some of the videos have gone away because they police the hell outta Fox shows being shared on YouTube...(T_T) I think most of the chapters are still there...but either way, this is all a joke, so it doesn't really matter. Lol. ฅ(♡ơ ₃ơ)ฅ

"And his hand is so warm. Comforting. Like fire." Sage Caine was just a mere teenager interested in Art, when she meets Dashiel Bonheur, a French,young businessman. Suffering from the loss of a loved one, Dashiel falls into a depression and is at the brink of a decision that is messing up his life. When Sage is drawn into Dashiel's mysterious world of Luxury and pain, will she be able to save him from the effects of Grace?

** READ BOOK 1 BEFORE READING THIS ** A year after Dashiel's complete vanishment, Sage begins to move on with her life. But for the better? That's debatable. After the relationships she had with all the rich from France, she begins Art College in the big city of London. In a small apartment of the smallest rent they could find, she lives with the gorgeous Asher Winslet who shows her a life of art. But being with Asher means she changed. When she thinks her life couldn't get better, nothing making her go back into the past and see the times she had with the Bonheurs, she encounters a beautiful little girl in the supermarket. The minute she held her by the hand, she took her in a journey back to the cemetery. Is there still any love left? Or are the wounds now old scars that can't be healed?

The royal blood of England is dying out, the Crown Prince is suffering from leukaemia and has no chance of surviving. The Queen of England has a big secret, secret of a boy named Aidan Murphy she gave up for adoption 18 years ago. As she realises the Chatsworth bloodline is in need of an heir, she sends her service men to seek out her son who now lives in Ireland. But Aidan Murphy is just a mere teenager trying to survive his last year of secondary school, constantly neglected and bullied by his peers when he learns of his true heritage and is in no way suited for the throne. 1 in #Crownprince >Regular Updates, every 3-7 days< >full summary inside<