Cardverse! Omegaverse! Farmer boy and Alpha, Alfred F. Jones runs into the lost Queen of the Spade Kingdom, and helps him get back to the castle. They meet several more times, their affections blooming, growing brighter and stronger with each meeting. I freaking hate coming up with even the most basic of summaries, but oh well. Here you all go! Another USUK!!!!! Please do enjoy! I do not own hetalia!!!! Or the pictures used if there are any!

"Alfred, I swear to fucking God, if you keep up with that shit I'm going to have that bloody tattoo removed!"

From the red sky of the east, to the sunset in the west. He understood. They had cheated death, and now death was cheating them. Of course, they weren't immortal, and this proved just how mortal they ended up being.

In which their meeting is a big, big joke.