I'm shocked the last one was so beloved lmao.. keep those requests coming! And remember a lot of these are just satire and nothing serious.

a collection of written and found one-shots warning: this ish was started back in 2016 also 89% of it is smut

Percy Jackson; Son of Artemis, Prince of Animals. Percy Jackson's mom was killed by his scumbag of a step-father. Together, Artemis, Hestia and Apollo, do everything they can to raise Percy as the greatest demigod to ever live. But danger is never far and with Percy announced Prince of Animals, what will the other gods think? Also, who in Tartarus dared to kidnap his new mom? Disclaimer: *insert sassy disclaimer about Rick Riordan owning the Percy Jackson series here.*