(COMPLETED) "he hurts me." "who?" "father." or in which a boy who hurts all too much runs away with a secret killer who has a heart of gold. highest rankings: -#1 in punk!phil -#1 apathetic -#1 in pastel!dan - lower case intended - pastel dan x punk phil - religious warnings

A new story every turn //phan oneshots [ALL ARE MINE]

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phan // in which two boys who are definitely toxic for each other decide to not care

phan // in which a rich kid meets a cute homeless boy who has something he needs

TAMPONS | PHAN "I didn't think they were for you" When one boy goes to buy tampons for his girlfriend, he never expects to find himself falling for the cashier that checks him out (in more ways than one). ROOMON © 2016

the air smells like the promise of tomorrow and nothing has ever smelled more terrifying

A boy raised around religion and the discounts for sin, Phil Lester is definitely not one to go around looking for trouble. With his father being the vicar of their local church, Phil has a lot to live up to and has to keep his reputation high if he's to be accepted. He doesn't do parties or drinking; the thought of sex alone is enough to terrify him. So it's no wonder that when Dan Howell, a boy who embraces the life of parties and rebellious acts, shows up to join the church program, Phil starts having trouble keeping himself sane as he tries to teach Dan the path to God. But, religion isn't the thing on Dans mind and he seems to find himself a new toy to play with. [warning: this does contain violence and mature content (as shown) and there's a lot on the topic of homosexuality and negative views towards it from characters in the story. Please read on with care <3]

the beautiful story of how Dan Howell got married to a fucking moth

*'BEST PHANFICTION' WINNER (FANFICTION AWARDS 2018)* Daniel has anxiety and crumples paper to calm himself down. Phil has ADHD and diminishes hearts to bring himself up.