Trump is a fucking asshat bitch-ass heartless bastard nasty pumpkin-lookin-Oompa-Loompa-ass motherfucker, and so is Mike Pence. Thus, this gay fanfic was created. Mike Pence is a fucking bag of assholes, cocks, and twats and supports Electro-Shock Therapy to turn gay people straight, which is really fucked up. And we all know how much of a racist, misogynistic (most likely homophobic), lying douchebag Donald Trump is, so I said why the fuck not? So yeah, this is ironic cuz it's a gay smut-fic about two homophobic men. It's also hypocritical too, I guess...? Yea ok just please fucking read this sinful artwork.

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.