Funny texts book two! Unlimited jokes, texts and quotes!

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17 year old Kara Nightshade was born on a mysterious planet, Kaitara. People believed it was just a fairytale. On that planet, people possessed great power. Greater than the force known. Kara left the planet when she was 13. She went to Coruscant, home of the Galactic Senate. There she started her new life as a Bounty Hunter. She was assigned to kill a Jedi master, master Zygon but when here mission failed her new life had just started... *This story is set somewhere around the beginning of episode 3 of star wars. WARNING: Before you start reading it, I want you to know that it doesn't have an ending and there will never be one. I apologize in advance.

After the third world war, only 500 people live in the united states. They all go to sanctuarys, so they can hide from the horrible mutant monsters. Once humans are able to survive outdoors with out dying from radiation poisoning, sanctuarys can now banish anyone who does not abide the rules. Emalie Harper is one of these people. After a horrible mistake made in the summer, Emalie is banished to the Outdoors with Maria Fredrick. Will Emalie be able to get back to her wife? Or will she die with the one person she hates?

RANKED #1 IN ANAKIN 9/11/18 RANKED #1 IN KENOBI 3/18/19 (Cover made by @la-la-lara ) Denali Bleway was a young girl when she became a Padawan. After joining her brother's bounty hunter gang and training for a future filled with blood-stained credits, she was pulled away by the Jedi when they found out she was Force-Sensitive and on the path headed anywhere but the light. She willingly went with the Jedi and received four years of training. After becoming Master Kit Fisto's padawan, she and her master were recruited to join Master Qui-Gon Jinn and Padawan Obi-Wan Kenobi on a mission to negotiate with the Trade Federation about a blockade on a distant planet. What happens when things spiral out of control for Denali, both mentally and emotionally? What happens when she begins to develop feelings for Padawan Kenobi, and he falls in love with her as well?