Rewriting fairy tales because I enjoy doing that. (Sorta discontinued? Idk, I'm not proud of this anymore.)

Highest Ranking #1 in Short Story... A collection of murder, theft, and other riddles. After reading these, you'll be able to say; it was Prof. Plum in the living room with the lead pipe. Do not try these at home! I have not made these up myself, I have just described it a bit more, and given a few details, yet the answer stays the same. Comment what you think!

This is not meant to be taken seriously.

Adam was teaching his class when the screen had suddenly started projecting the message. Tears filled his eyes when he heard the name he had been longing to hear for years. "Takashi Shirogane." He was still alive --------- *WARNING THIS BOOK WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR SEASON SEVEN AND EIGHT SO PLEASE WATCH BOTH SEASONS BEFORE YOU READ THIS BOOK* This story is an Adashi AU where Adam dosent die and hears of Shiro's work as a paladin and wants to get him home as soon as possible so that they can be happy again and have a family like they had always wanted before the Kerberos mission. ---------- I do not own any of the characters and all rights go to the Voltron creators :) I also don't own the cover art so shout out to whoever drew that beautiful thing

Johnlock + Mystrade told from the point of view of Rosie. (Also Molly is a sweat heart and everyone loves Rosie) //actual piece of cotton candy fluff//

Sherlock sees a post on Tumblr. John sees that post on Tumblr. Six seconds. Definitely... sex!

Sherlock is out of nicotine patches and his mood is, well you can probably imagine. John refuses to buy him patches because he was just out shopping. Instead he insists that Sherlock eats something and one thing leads to another and ends in a game, which both are far too willing to play.

Katsuki has always been loud and proud, but there is something about him that we do not know. What ever you do.. do NOT make fun of his small waist and no touching.. unless you are a certain red head who wont get out of his mind and will not leave him alone, no matter how hard he tries o push him away.... Warning this story has foul language and may get dark I will put warning before the chapter for triggers but the whole story has language. Cover photo credit belongs to @holykaltenecker on instagram! Check them out ^_^ this is my first attempt at even writing it may be shitty sorry, this story will contain foul language and maybe some mature content i will give warnings for mature content if i fecide to put it in the story as I don't own the characters

I'm currently reviewing each part of this book and unpublishing memes I personally don't like, based on both my opinion and the # of votes. This thing is going to purgatory lmao don't ask where I found these, it's a long story. btw there's nothing offensive in here, some are dank, all are funny, at least to me. Legend🗝: 👍 = normal 👌 = dank ☡ = cursed image ✔ = not really a meme but still humorous *****Any of the above with a 🚫 = trigger warning*****