(BOOK ONE OF A MELANIE MARTINEZ THEMED SERIES) 'Everybody, thinks that we're perfect. Please don't let them look through the curtains...' COVER BY @TOKIMASU GIRAFFE ADDITION 🖤

It's supposed to be the best summer ever for Craig and Tweek. But Craig starts acting distant and Tweek doesn't know why. Update: ranked #42 in South Park on 5/12/18 (I do not own South Park or any pictures used)

"You mean Tweek? He's annoying," it was a lie, I could never think of Tweek as annoying, but at the time I just wanted to be accepted as a decent human being. Someone people would want to be around, "The only reason I hang out with him anymore is because of the free coffee. He's a freak, really."

A·POC·A·LYPSE /əˈpäkəˌlips/ noun "the complete final destruction of the world" (warning--obviously there's gonna be a lot of death and blood and stuff so be careful)

According to multiple online sources, scientists know more about space than Earth's very own Ocean. In the town of South Park, no one really cared about things like that. Tweek Tweak certainly hadn't thought such odd information could be of any use to him. That is, until a new kid moves to town and shows him just how truly astounding the Heavens are.