Exactly what the title says. Now shush, humans! And read the book! Obey! Or not. Hurt my feelings. Fine. Go die in a hole.

The long awaited sequel! I own none of the fanart

For all those kingsman peoples out there, this is for you. Also Merlin Country road take me home Also let's give it up for all the catholic whores out there

Texts between Sherlock and Mycroft. Based on BBC TV series Sherlock.

everything is in the title

People always said that being a parent was difficult, especially in the world that Sans and Frisk lived in. But somehow, together, they were managing to get through it the best that they could. Now, the two of them are a couple of years older. As a 26 year old, Frisk still tries her best to juggle parenthood, being a waitress and a member of the Mafia all at once, while Sans continues at the regular grind of his usual job. It isn't until a realisation that hits Frisk that makes her question if she should continue her life on the same path with the Mafia. The question is, what is more important to her? This is a sequel to my first Mafiatale book, called: Mafiatale - Living A Life Among Crime. If you haven't yet read that one, I would suggest doing so before going onto this one. Otherwise, chances are, some things might not make sense. The artwork that was done for this book cover was drawn by me. :D If anyone wants to check out my Deviantart - https://www.deviantart.com/xxdarkness--insidexx

Frisk has spent her entire life surviving by stealing from the wrong people. After a failed heist lands her in the hands of the Black Roses, the city's ruthless human crime syndicate, she is offered one impossible choice: infiltrate their greatest rivals, the Monster Syndicate, or die. Armed with nothing but a fabricated story and orders to destroy the Family from within, Frisk earns the trust of monsters she was taught to fear. But the deeper she sinks into their world, the harder it becomes to believe the lies she's been told. As loyalties blur and dangerous friendships form, Frisk finds herself caught between two criminal empires on the brink of war. When her betrayal is exposed, both sides force her to make a choice that could cost her everything. In a city ruled by blood, trust, and family, survival may no longer be enough.

Ever since the barrier was broken and monsters rose to the surface once more, it seemed like despite the odd reception that they received from the Humans of Ebott, everything was starting to take a turn for the better. But almost a year later, the others couldn't help but notice something different...specifically...SANS was different. The usual laid-back, wise-cracking skeleton was acting...strange. His smile was forced, he didn't tell jokes, he's deprived of sleep, and the demons that were thought to have been put to bed ages ago keep rising back to the surface to torment him. It was no secret anymore. Something was wrong...VERY wrong...but what? (Current Chapter Status: Chapter 46 Pending) Cover art by- @CarrieTheEnder Ranked #280 in Fanfiction 12/19/17 Come join the Cage Of Bones Discord group!- https://discord.gg/R4Q92Nnn