Peter Parker was completely fine with small-time crime and simple muggings and robberies, but then the infamous Deadpool had to come along and mess everything up. Between the constant flirtatious barrage Wade Wilson was giving him as both Spider-Man and Peter Parker, he's not quite sure what to do with himself. Or the one where Petey and Wade solve a string of murders and hunt down serial killers together while being cute and domestic-ish. Well, as domestic as you can get with mundane flesh wounds and Mario Kart. (Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence, Extreme Fluff, Angst But Not Really Because I Don't Know How To Be Angsty) [This is a fan fiction and all credit for the characters goes to Marvel and Marvel Cinemas]

Peter Parker and Wade Wilson may have defeated the first obstacle when they disbanded the group known as Blue Dragon, but the enemies they created in doing so still haunt them. What happens when new enemies team up with old ones? Or the one where Peter Parker and Tom Holland have their own personal freaky Friday.