If you like slappy or goosebumps you can read it if you don't it's ok with me and you are your real Age and I'm using the slappy in the movie sorry if you don't like that slappy

I just found me some..... cursed images I shall share them with you

This fine book of Christian poetry was discovered in the Great Lakes of the Sahara. Due to the amount of time it spent underwater, the original binding has since been destroyed. We praise the Lord for the cat that it was found inside. If it was not, the ink would have been lost in the ages. Translated from the great Kansasan language, this fine compilation not only erupts pleasure in our hearts but also in our orgasms. This piece is best paired with a fine Merlot. The 700's Club rates this piece "A disgrace to the Christian Community in the best way possible." We hope you enjoy it as much or even more as they did. Amen. Praise The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Now feast, children.

Discovered off the coast of Iowa, this archaic piece of literature offers a fine source of erotica that yields timeless like a fine wine. The bio of this piece reads: You come in to drop off Sid's Lunch. That's when you're greeted by Miss Susie, the total hottie she is. You want to but you can't. Will Miss Susie's coochie be yours? Will you be able to make that Miss your bitch? Will you get some of that rug time? Find out if it's all yours in this dashing 10/10 fanfic.