Want crazy out of this world dares? Want heart breaking truths? Wants some fun and laughs Read this and dare us Jack: yeah and you will get a load from this hottie *winks* Me: (groans) punzie may I? Punzie: lettem have it bestie! Jack: what waaaa? Me: *knocked Jack out stone cold* and he's out well punzie shall we get it started? Punzie : (squeals) yes hey! You! Yeah you start reading and ask a dare away! Even grandpa over there *jack still unconscious * Me: ask and dare the big 8 !!!!

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

His mate's an alpha. He's an omega. Most think he is weak. But he couldn't be far from that. He strengthens the pack, defying the logic of status, and the fearful alpha couldn't cherish him more.