tagalog jokes

funny facebook status na napulot lang kung saan saan...

Insanity

Inspired by Corpse Party.

JaDine drabbles

Short stories about my king and queen

The Girl on TV (COMPLETED)

Naniniwala ba kayo sa "CURSE?" Kasi si Trishea Manansala ay naniniwala. Siya ay isang simpleng babae na kung saan, nakakakita daw siya ng babae o multo sa kanilang TV. Isa pa lamang siyang labing tatlong taong gulang na kung saan kailangan niyang masolve lahat ng nangyayari sa kanya. Ano kaya ito?

Ang Syota Kong Astig! (Published Under Summit/Pop Fiction)

This is the second book of ANG ALALAY KONG ASTIG. A continuation of the love story of the most eligible billionaire bachelor Blake Monteverde and the free spirited skillful fighter police officer Alexandra Valdemor.

My Bestfriend's Diary (short story)

2 bestfriends secretly in love with each other

When the last Teardrops falls

Rainy&Naoki RealLoveStory

DEADMITORYO (ISANG-TIRA)

Halika na at mag check in na sa DEADMITORYO

Sabihin mo WALANG DIYOS

Bumubulong yung bata habang sinasakal siya. Palakas nang palakas ang boses nito na kanina ay bulong lang. SABIHIN MO WALANG DIYOS. SABIHIN MO WALANG DIYOS. SABIHIN MO WALANG DIYOS.

Mga Walang Kwentang Likha ni PagOng

Eme eme lang.

Marikina Horror Stories

MAG-INGAT SA PAGBABASA NITO SA GABI LALO NA KUNG MAG-ISA DAHIL AYAW NILANG PINAG-UUSAPAN AT IKINIKUWENTO SILA..... HUMANDA KA NANG MATAKOT AT KILABUTAN.

Dead Kilometer

Ang masaya sanang trip ng isang grupo ng kabataan ay nauwi sa lagim ng lumiko sila sa maling daan. Tumakbo ka hanggang may lupa.. Huminga ka hanggang may hangin.. Sumigaw ka hanggang kaya mo! SINO ANG MATITIRA??? [COMPLETED]

LOT FOR SALE (ONE SHOT)

ILAN TAON NANG NAKATIWANGWANG ANG ISANG LOTE SA CAVITE. MAYROON NA SANANG NAKABILI, DI MALAMAN ANG DAHILAN KUNG BAKIT DI NATUTULOY...read more. PLS. VOTE AND LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS. THANKS!!! ENJOY READING!!!

Tatlong Gabi sa San Isidro

This is NOT your typical lost and found story; happy endings are not for everyone.

Haunted House..

Pakiexplain..

"I want to end this friendship because I want a relationship."

Hidden Kilig Book 1 (ver 2.0 - under revision)

HEART SHAPES SA EYES, TOMATOES SA CHEEKS, BUTTERFLIES SA TUMMY, AND THAT'S EQUAL TO TOO MUCH KILIG. Pero minsan pinipigilan natin, tinatago kapag nasa harapan na tayo ng taong kinagigiliwan natin. Yun nga lang nagmimistula itong bulkang sumasabog lalo na kapag si SUPER CRUSH ay tuluyan ng tumalikod :)

The Love Project

"I don't know how to love," sabi niya. "Then I'll teach you how to love," sagot naman ng isa. (Completed: Cass Scott Story) Original Version: Date started: November 2, 2012 Date ended: November 4, 2013 Revised: March 10, 2015 - April 1, 2015

Textmate (One Shot)

Wanted: SomeoneTo Love

Kung ang lahat ng tao sa paligid mo masaya, parang automatic na nagiging masaya ka na. Kung lahat naman sila malungkot, mararamdaman mo yung lungkot na nararamdaman nila. E paano kung lahat sila in love? Maiinlove ka rin ba? SYEMPRE HINDI. Kasi aminin mo man o hindi, inggit ang mararamdaman mo. (Ashley Scott Story: Co...

Buhay ng may CRUSH (Editing)

FACT: madalas kang kiligin basta si CRUSH ang dahilan <3

The Manila Paper

What do you think will be the role of the Manila Paper in the story?

Pwet ba 'yun? (one shot)

Teka nga, pwet ba 'yun? Kaloka!

SL BOOK 3: Definitely a Sadist! (FIN)

sa tatlong taong nakalipas, maari nga kayang madaming nagbago? maari kayang makalimutan ang mga dating pinagsamahan? pwede din kayang nagtanim siya ng galit? o ang tanging nakalimutan lang niya ay ang dating nararamdaman? yun lang at wala ng iba

Crazy Little Thing Called Love 2

This is a story inspired by the thai movie of Mario Maurer and Bai Fern which is Crazy Little Thing Called Love. After I watched the movie, I said that it was left hanging. So for the fans of this movie and to these actors, I made a continuation of it. I hope that you will enjoy. ^___^ It may not be as good as the mov...

My Husband is a Mafia Boss

Si Girl - may pagka-childish, slowpoke, exaggerated mag-isip, accident prone, sweet, mabait, super friendly, hindi nauubusan ng energy, positive thinker pag dating sa mga problema. Si Guy - mature, seryoso, hindi ngumingiti, bossy, masungit, snob, magaling mag-handle ng mga bagay, a perfect decision maker, hindi nakik...

My Wattpad Love✔️

Julie has always been the shy type. Her world changes when she finds wattpad, a very popular ebook community. She becomes addicted to it and even starts posting her own stories. But are friends, fans and votes all she will get from this site? Or is it possible to find love as well?

Tainted by Darkness

Short story collection. They gather in the dark: those who did not traverse to face their judgement when their mortal shells expired. It is within these darkest regions that the veil to the mortal realm is weakest. Sentinels stand at each of the seven gates, commanded by the gods to guard against the spirits tha...

Public vs. Private

original draft/unedited(you've been warned hahah:) (Book one and two are now available in bookstores^__^) Pacific Academy's Mr. Perfect meets Batangas National High School's Ms. Perfect. . . pero panu un? diba same charges repel?!