cover: @JELyrica / One week after Margaret pulls the plug on her relationship with Vincent, a decade-old video of their performance as a musical duo called Citizen Samurai goes viral, and they're hired as an opening act for an aging British boy band's reunion tour. Their romantic collaboration is kaput, but Vincent and Margaret seize the chance to achieve creative dreams by portraying themselves as a dedicated couple, singing intimate songs onstage while finding separate ways forward during a chaotic European summer tour.

In which an overweight girl who loves chocolate a little to much resolves to lose weight with the help of a brooding and overly mysterious boy. Highest Rankings: [#1 body image][#20 romance][#2 rising][#95 humor]

|| 3rd Place, Teen Fiction winner of the Lavender Awards|| Right out of high school and starting her first year in university, Claire Paisley thought she knew what she wanted. Following in her father's footsteps seemed like the right thing to do to make her parents proud. There's only one problem, she doesn't actually want to be an accountant for the rest of her life. In fact, her brother telling her to drop out seemed like the best thing to have ever happened to her. Maybe for the first time, she'll finally take a leap of faith and question everything she thought she knew about herself. And ending up across the ocean, with her stupid advice column, might just grant her the wish she's always dreamed of, to know what it's like to be in love... and also learn what that means. ***Completed May 17th, 2019!!!***

Larissa Donovan is one of the country's most valuable intelligence assets, working in the shadows where few know of her existence and even fewer know her real name. When she's not working to keep the country safe, her focus is on tracking down the mobster responsible for her parents' grisly murders when she was a child. However, after twenty years of murder and secrets, Lissa is tired. She agrees to take one final assignment for the FBI...go undercover and get information on a college professor with ties to the same mobster she's been hunting all these years. What starts out as a simple spy mission quickly turns into something much more complicated. Between fighting her attraction to her target and trying to solve the mysterious connection between him and the mob, she finds herself tangled in a web of secrets and lies. When one of those secrets leads back to her father, she realizes there was more to her parents' murder than she ever imagined. WARNING: This story contains mature content (i.e., language, sex, and violence) and is intended for readers 18+

Yes, he's a bad boy. And yes, she's a good girl. Or at least that's what the stereotypes lead people to believe in this school. Because things like this matter more than, you know, school. Meet Ethan Stone. He's got the dangerous, mysterious vibes paired with killer looks that have girls' panties flying off left right and centre. But don't worry, he doesn't have any STDs, apparently. And then there's Ashley Taylor. She's got the big glasses, underrated music taste, big-headed bullies that love torturing her, and brains no one can beat. But don't worry, she's got a knack for surprising people. You'd be surprised how much they have in common when they're not bound by crippling social constructs. Stereotypes were always a load of bullshit anyway. • First Place Winner for Humour - Corona Awards Second Place Winner for Humour - Fruits of Love Awards (rated 92/100)

Who needs boys? Certainly not Aldenbury Girls Grammar School! Just when everything begins to finally fall into place, it falls apart-at least, for student council president Cerise. Cerise will do everything in her power to prevent Aldenbury from becoming co-ed. That includes bribery, coercion and maybe even the use of blackmail (which she may or may not have orchestrated the events herself). Along with her loyal, albeit reluctant group of friends, she has one goal in her mind: Eliminate this disease called men. Featured on the #TeenFiction and #Humor official reading list. (can be read as satire)

Seventeen-year-old Kelsey's life hasn't felt normal since "the accident." Now, the summer before her senior year, everything seems to be falling apart. Her mother, jumping the gun over an incident between Kelsey and her new step-brother, decides to ship Kelsey out to Colorado for the summer to see her father, whom she hasn't seen in four years. Can this Jersey girl handle Colorado and a man who is practically a stranger all summer? Or will the mountains, a summer love, and the view from the top help Kelsey and her family help put things into perspective? Hi everyone, thanks for reading! Updates will *hopefully* be once a week every Wednesday. I'm quick out of the gate because I had off for week needed a distraction! Feel feel to drop a line, comment, feedback, anything! :-)

A divine comedy about God, his sons (Lucifer and Jesus), their not-exactly non-profit organization called Afterlife Industries. They're open Monday-Saturday, but closed on Sundays. That's the Lord's day, and is therefore solely reserved for family dinner and Fantasy Football trash talk. It's all worked out pretty well so far, but things are about to change. The immortals Adam and Eve are still quite angry with the not-quite-holy trinity for the whole Eden thing, and are concocting a new plan for revenge. They use the resources at their company to hack into God's email account and, amidst a stream of cat memes the man upstairs likes sending to his sons, they find one rather useful email which God had written while drunk one night. Chapters will be added every Wednesday to add a little humor into the humdrum of hump day, and Sundays because it only seems fitting to give an update on God's family on "his" day.

In the year 2055, humanity has successfully eradicated most diseases by using vaccinations. In the year 2058, the largest pharmaceutical corporation known as Eden announces a new vaccine; Genesis X, said to cure all terminal illnesses such as cancer and aids with a one hundred percent success rate. 2059: People are no longer dying from sickness, the vaccine stays true in its success rate. By 2063 successful birth rates plummet and after further testing, show that the populations that took Genesis X have become sterile. 2073: The Genesis X generation has produced only 544,246 people in the past decade. 2075: China tries to reverse the effects of the vaccine, and Russia follows suit. 2076: A reverse vaccine is introduced through the black market and knock off vendors called HOST. HOST is used throughout China and Russia causing irreversible damage to a person's organs. Millions die. 2078: Leaders of remaining colonies embark to merge everyone into one place, stationed in what is now known as The United Pangea. 2083, twenty five years after the introduction of Genesis X, the children of those that were left unvaccinated have been drafted as part of the EVE project. The objective; Repopulate.

"Great power comes with great..." I raised my eyebrows at Guardian, looking his skin-tight suit up and down. "Urges to wear spandex, apparently." "Are you using altered famous superhero comic book references to insult me?" he asked incredulously. I snorted. "You bet your fucking ass, I am." *** Crown City has all the typical big-city flare. There's a McDonald's on every corner, enough carbon emissions to end life as we know it, and a new supervillain trying to take over right before finals week. For Tessa Kingston, Supers are nothing out of the ordinary. In fact, Tessa likes to pretend that Supers don't even exist at all. Though Tessa isn't exactly shy with her not-so-popular thoughts on Crown City's resident vigilante, Guardian, he seems to have taken a liking to the annoyed teenager. Well, he and his buddies have, that is - buddies meaning two supervillains dressed in Walmart Star Wars masks. Crown City has always been a center for mayhem and superpowers, but when strange things start happening too often to be coincidences, Tessa finds herself in the middle of a fight she didn't start but she sure as hell was going to end. Villains torment her. Heroes try to save her. Tessa just wants to pass Supers 101. In a world full of Supers, it's up to normal-teenager Tessa Kingston to save her city. A typical tagline she's well-aware of, of course. As Tessa prepares to show these Super-fools they messed with the wrong girl, she just has one condition: There's no way she's wearing spandex. *** BOOK #1 OF THE "SUPERHEROES SUCK" DUOLOGY Featured on the Wattpad Adventure, Action, Superhero, and Humour profiles! WARNING: Contains mild swearing, cliffhangers, plot twists, and enough sarcasm to last a lifetime.