Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Zodiac stuff from internet but mostly tumblr though. I honestly have no idea why you clicked this but well thanks for clicking and enjoy!

confessions are the best. now people know how much of a slut you are (this plot isn't supposed to offend people. i think this is funny). #20 - confessions 01/08/19

WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc. and Evil Stepmother Enterprises are not responsible for any maiming, mass murder or permanent insanity resulting from the reading of this book.

Welcome, please come forth. Yes, it is you that I beckon; you, the passerby, innocent or otherwise; you, the complete stranger, my childhood companion; you my friend, my foe; my joy, my pain; my salvation and the very bane of my existence, whatever title you assume, assume another and become my audience. Grant my words entrance and allow them to settle within the folds of your mind. Whether they pass through in only a moment or reside for the remainder of your days is your choice entirely.

The title says it all! These post will inspire you, make you laugh and cry, and well, uh, in my case, want to kill somebody :P. Enjoy!

Here you will find a vast collection of story type riddles. These stories are "scary when you know the meaning". Can you find the creepy hidden meaning in each one? welcome to the unknown...Detective. May the odds be ever in your favor. HAHAHAHAHA

Don't go around killing your friend trying to summon these creatures now, ya hear? I can't 100% guarantee you'll crap your pants while reading all these stories but I found the majority of them rather creepy & interesting so, why not? Enjoy! (NONE OF THESE ARE MINE UNLESS I SAY SO IN THE TITLE OR BEGINNING OF THE STORY) Credit to all the original authors.)