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RATED #1 IN HUNGERGAMES RATED #1 IN AFTER-MOCKINGJAY RATED #1 IN JOSHIFER RATED #1 IN EVERLARK RATED #1 IN PEETA RATED #2 IN KATNISS RATED #3 IN EVERLARK After ten years of living together, building a house in the meadow, and making beautiful memories, Peeta ties the knot and marries Katniss Everdeen, Panem's golden girl. Eventually, Katniss let's her agonizing fears of raising children subside, but once she becomes pregnant, her nerves slowly begin to creep in again. How will Katniss react once she gives birth to a beautiful daughter and son? How can she humanely accept the fact that they will learn about the her and Peeta in the Hunger Games? But yet, how will they learn to grow up with the constant pressure of being a child to the most famous saviors of Panem? They never knew the world they would be born into. "Despite the odds of it all, I ended up with a beautiful family of my own."