❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞ ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞ (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx

Born as the heiress of a wealthy family, she's cold and is nasty. But karma hits her, as she didn't make it, she was then thrust to a new world she never expected. And now she must live with a new identity, a princess of an empire who never set foot outside the palace and must uncover her powers and the secrets of her new world. ©Alright Reserved Date Started: October 22, 2020 Date End: November 28, 2020 Written by: SassySugarLips | S.S.L.

A girl who was sold by her parents to the demons... Later on, she have been adopted as the daughter of a powerful demon. Will she, a human girl, be able to stay alive? Or will she become friends with the demons and rule the underworld? ©Alright Reserved 2020 Written by: SassySugarLips

How can you lose something you never have? When your own mother poisons you to gain pity from others, how should you feel? Why was I, the youngest, being married off? How could I care about something that was never mine? WARNING! Viewer discretion advised: Story contains adult content that is unsuitable for children. NOTE from the writer: I'm an amateur writer so please overlook plot holes, grammar issues, or anything else a story is supposed to have. This is my original story so... as the saying goes "if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all".

Highest ranking: #1 in Teen Fiction -- "Sunshine, what guy do you know has a weird fetish with sign language?" She's the aftermath of a high school party nightmare. Tragedy robbed her of her innocence and stole her voice before she had the chance to speak out. The court called her a liar, and the guilty was set free. Now memories plague her mind and trap her in solitude. She was forced to learn sign language, struggling to find a way to voice her silence. He's the definition of the boy she tried to stay away from. The epitome of harsh rumors and hopeless fantasies. The source of lies and blame. He's analyzed, misunderstood, and utterly mysterious. And he may be the one to find her voice. When they meet, she gets accustomed to his arrogance and he gets accustomed to her silence. An essay is what brings them together, but what happens when he starts asking too many questions? Will her past continue to drag her down, or will he save her? Fate has a funny way of bringing people together, but it doesn't always work how it's supposed to. *different summary inside* "Perfect amount of tragedy, humor, and romance!" -Sparkles530 "I feel like I learned a lot from your story, thank you." - 980Sarah "This book is beautifully written. Thank you for sharing it on Wattpad." -AKRathan "I just want to say that Silently Falling was one of the best books I've ever read. It's so beautiful and heartwarming and the way you described the progress of their relationship was beautiful." -Rafyrofy "Perfect ending." -TaylorxTaterxTot COVER: Ensurel

"Dumbass" "Blind bitch" "Shut up and kiss me"

Antigone Katsaros was born and raised in a cult. Now, at eighteen, she doesn't know what wifi is, but she's well-versed in the old gods. [A Wattpad featured story.]

When Damon Carbone, the rightful heir to the Italian Mafia gets overthrown and betrayed by his own family, he is forced underground. He now lives his life in the shadows as the notorious assassin, Il Mietitore, gaining the skills necessary to take back his throne. He devises a scheme to overthrow his cousin, Don Martino Mendoza, and get the revenge he's been craving for the past five years. But in order to accomplish that, he requires the help of a mysterious Femme Fatale. A Femme Fatale with a hidden past and her own agenda in mind.

"Are you British?" "Well according to 23andMe, partly. My dislike of tea, however, says no." "That's such a stereotype!" "Honey, I'm a walking stereotype. Long live the queen!" /// Phone calls between a British girl and an American boy. Let's try not to start another war /// Part of the dialogue series! Can be read as a standalone! ✨Book 1: Sweet Caller ✨Book 2: International Calls ✨Book 3: Bookaholic Hotline /// R E V I E W S "this like THE PERFECT ENDING! I LOVED every bit of this book, it was too flipping adorable, sad to see it over 😭❤️"-@wnnojhoming "OWH MY! THIS IS MORE CUTE! LOVE THIS AND I LOVE YOU SIS! PLEASE KEEP WRITING THINGS LIKE THIS!"-@Arelanione "Why the heck is this book so undiscovered? The comedy is literal gold"-@CaleoSokeefe /// Cover by @csouthard1s so you should go check them out!