Shrek has been in love with you for years now, until one day he tells you.

I remember first seeing him on tv. His golden bleached spikes. His flaming Hawaiian shirt. That sexy scruffy beard. My heart felt as if it was being ripped out of my chest. It was not a feeling of pain but rather need. I needed to see him in person to find where my runaway heart was leading me. And see what this food enthusiast had planned for my heart. Would he make it a quick snack and throw it away after he's done? Or will he forever dine with me at the restaurant of love~? Only time will tell.

My name is Barrack Osama and recently I was elected as the new president of the United States. Me and my family were eager to move into our new house and start and start our new life. However we were applauded to discover someone was already in my house; his name was Cory. My family fears him and his charms so it falls upon me to throw him out so he's Cory out of the house, but this may prove more than difficult as well as dangerous. The more I seem to push him away the closer he gets to me. And the more I like.