Funny Texts and Jokes

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

Funny texts

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

Perfect Haters Book 1 (Part 1 Published under POP FICTION)

(Wag kayong malito kung ano ang pagkakasunud-sunod ng PH books.) Simple, top student and role model for many - she's Alexa. A girl who has everything she ever wanted but still keeping her feet on the ground. She promised herself not to love again after a traumatic experience she had about her first love. She hates me...

Our Asymptotic Love Story (Published by Bookware Publishing)

Prequel of "I Love You since 1892" Pilit hinahanap ni Aleeza ang mga kasagutan sa mga kakaibang panaginip at pakiramdam na nararanasan niya sa tuwing bumubuhos ang ulan at sa tuwing nakikita niya ang estrangherong naghahatid ng magkahalong saya at lungkot sa kanyang puso: si Nathan. Magagawa kaya nilang maitama ang pa...

I Love You since 1892 (Published by ABS-CBN Books)

Si Carmelita Montecarlos ay ang bunsong anak ng pinakamayamang angkan sa San Alfonso. Habang si Juanito Alfonso naman ay ang anak ng pinakamaimpluwensiya at makapangyarihang gobernadorcillo. Itinadhana silang mag-ibigan na pinagtibay ng kasunduan. Nakatakda silang ikasal sa ika-dalawampung kaarawan ni Carmelita. Ngun...

Teen Clash (Boys vs. Girls)

Sa Kingdom High kung saan magkakaaway ang mga lalaki at babae, posible bang may mabuong relasyon at pagkakaibigan? (Completed. Published under Pop Fiction.)

I'm his TUTOR

She likes being alone while he loves being the center of attention. She'd rather stay at home, reading books while he'd be in the crowd, playing for his band. No one cares about her existence while he is every girl's dream guy. Two opposite people bound to meet each other. One's a smart quiet student, the other's a he...

Titan Academy of Special Abilities

Having enhanced senses cannot help one earn a living. A useless special ability--or at least, that's what Shia Sheridan believes. But when she is caught for a crime she did not commit, this useless ability saves her, leading her to enroll in Titan Academy, the very place she hates with a passion. *** Titan Academy is...