Just one more typical, stereotypical, full of clichés story about a writer girl who meets Alex Turner. Cover changed on the 07.04.2021 For the first one eternally grateful to @wxanderlust !

"What would you rate me?" "From one through ten? Definitely a 12." It went silent for a moment. "What about me?" "What about you?" "What would you rate me?" "Why do you care?" "I don't care." "Then why are you asking?" "Why did you ask?" "Cause it was a joke." "Well so is mine." "I guess a 12 too." "You're only saying that cause I rated you a 12." "But it doesn't matter cause its a joke. Right?" "Right."