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Here are some halal pick up lines. Enjoy! And be sure to comment and let me know which ones are your favourite and if I should do more.. X

Its All About Halal Jokes -SaimaMumtaz 30/08/2016 - #69 in Random

most of the jokes here are translated from Arabic. hope you enjoy it ;) Ps. If you think you're going to be offended please kindly don't read

Jokes.. Halal PickUp Lines Credit goes to the uploader.. -SaimaM.

"Cinderella had till midnight, I have twelve kisses to win back my prince's heart," John wants Metilda to end their marriage.He believes that he has fallen in love with another woman. Metilda agrees but she has one condition. John must kiss her every afternoon in-front of their son for twelve days. On the 12th kiss, something unexpected happens. highest rating so far #1

Ranking #12. (15 july 2018) A story of two strangers. How they met and how their first meeting ended on marriage? Shahyan Hasham malik was a son of billionaire. He himself was a successful businessman. He was the boy that every girl dream of but what happened when at mid night a girl asked him to marry her?? And if he does how will his family take this marriage?? His father was a strick man having his own rules. In order to bring all things normal and to find a solution How will Shahyan and Anabia hide their marriage?? How will they face all problems and will they be able to stay far from each other when love will knock on their hearts.?? On the other side There is a girl named Maham. She's the girl known with fashion and her boldness and her this boldness irritates someone. Ashar who is best friend of Shahyan hate this girl Maham who irritates him. Not a single moment left in which both didn't fight. How these fighters leads to a hidden marriage?? Join them in their Hidden marriage.

A story of thrill, suspense and Romance. A story of Kaif Hashim sons which will bondyou to them. A tale which will take to tge world of imagination where you'll witness thrill and suspense, Romance and Romance, love and tears, emotions and heartbreak. Its a story of Aryan. Its story of Arhaan. Its a story of deep love that you would like to read again and again.

Violet Maddox is the daughter of the leader of the largest American mafia in the country. Although she knows her father is a cruel man outside of their home, she has never seen that side of him. Talon Maddox has put all of his effort into preserving his daughters innocence, even in the midst of his criminal activity. Even though she's nineteen, Talon insists that someone stays to look after her when he goes on business. Enter Niklaus. Niklaus Hale is the son of the leader of the biggest Italian mafia in the U.S.. Taught at a young age that violence is key, Niklaus has grown into a man who has a hot temper and an iron fist. When assigned to watch over the daughter of an ally, he reluctantly accepts to keep the peace. What happens when tempers flare, boundaries are tested, and an innocent girl has a smart mouth? Read to find out in | My Mafia Babysitter | *Mature language & themes*