We may be odd We may live in a base We may be the combination of ice and fire But that doesn't change anything my dear children • • • We are family Forever and Always... XxxX [TomTord] Don't Like, Don't Read Third book after Dear Daughter Scheduling update: Unsure at the moment, but at the most someday on the weekend Photos in chapters do not belong to me unless said otherwise. Eddsworld belongs to its rightful creator Edd Gould. The characters, not the real people, are used, show some respect.

-REWRITE OF LAP DANCE-- (TomxTord) Tom is kicked out of the house and needs a job. Nobody will hire him so he applies for a job at a bar. A male stripper. He gets accepted but this as a weirder bar, where the dancers are in total darkness with glow-in-the-dark contacts, undergarments and bowties. He soon gives a private show for a new person, but is He really all that new to Tom?

I'm bad at art

"Well, you don't hate me, love." He laughed, his cheeks painted red from the alcohol. I didn't need any to match the color, his smile was enough. But I wasn't going to let him win that easily. "Yes, I do and don't call me that." I growled, crossing my arms over my chest. "Then I propose a bet," He snickered, his electric eyes narrowing. His words weren't at all slurred, even in this highly intoxicated state. They were straight forward and their message was clear. This is where my life would end... But my story was just beginning. Disclaimer- Cover art is not mine!

Craig was always the bully. Tweek was always the victim. What will happen if these two get paired in a project? (They are 16 in this fanfic!!)

Almost two years after the events that occurred as Gravity Falls, The Pines twin's return to their beloved town, untouched by time, not even weirdness. As time goes on as usual, a mysterious boy appears. It is soon discovered that this boy can change his age at will, and is not completely human... well I guess that makes sense since he is the boy, well, demon that terrorized Gravity Falls all those years ago, the Infamous Bill Cipher. Why is he acting so differently? Why is he saving Dipper? What is he plotting this time? Why does he constantly worry about the boy he calls Pine Tree? Why does he kiss Dipper? Too many questions and a summer to find answers. Will they discover the truth in time?

Just a shipper and I will right story's and there might be sinworld every here and there. I will post pics and comics to about the ships ok BYE!!!

♫ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ʟᴇᴍᴏɴ sᴡᴇᴇᴛ ᴍᴀɴ♫ --- Edd, a bittersweet deaf boy; Matt, a sweetheart on the inside and a bit on the outside; Tom, a happy little angel whom slowly goes insane; Riley, a mysterious girl who helps Edd with his classes; Tord, a boy who didn't last long; What happens if they all meet and watch as they're world turns upside down. What if they all disappear?... [{inspo - "Cavetown - Lemon Boy"}] --------- { WARNING‼️ CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING : GORE, MURDER, CUTTING ONESELF, SUICIDE AND DEATH/DEAD BODIES❕IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TOWARDS THE FOLLOWING DO NOT READ THIS BOOK :) ‼️‼️ } ----- ( sorry if things are a bit wrong but its my book and i write what comes to mind lmao- sorry if theres typos too hah, enjoy though!1! :D )

-UPDATE- !THESE ONESHOTS ARE BEING REWRITTEN! !SHIPS INCLUDED! Also I can't do NSFW stuff because I find it extremely uncomfortable. (Sorry for all the people who like that). I'm not good at descriptions. I hope you enjoy!

Craig was a vampire. He didn't care about who's blood he got. Tweek was always a paranoid person. He was always scared of everything. What happens when these two from different worlds meet? (Both are 17 in this!!) [Editing]