This is a crack ship between Jacob Kowalski and Kowalski from Peguin of Madagascar. This is out of pure sh*ts and giggles, if there's SpongeBob fanfiction, there can be this.

When his Mom's work literally forces them to move to America, Benji has no choice but to be again become the new kid. But he is determined to make his mark this year, after always being in the shadows almost his entire life. After all, what's there not to love about a comic loving, secret chef and hazel-eyed genius?

Ask away!

Hidden away from society, Judy and Nick has successfully kept their relationship a secret. Nobody knows... Nobody ever will know. That's what they think.

A saucy story about YOU and Mr. Baldi.

[Y/N], an assassin with a demon butler, who is known for always being succesful. What could go wrong when you get the mission to kill two rich boys? ~ You took your gun out of your leather belt and loaded it quickly, careful not to make a sound while doing so. Lifting it up, you pointed it at the dark haired boy, but as soon as you placed your finger on the trigger you felt a presence behind you. You had no time to respond as you already felt the cold metal of a blade on your throat. You gasped slightly in shock, you had not expected to be caught. A muscular chest pressed against your back and your neck, the person - you assumed a male - pulling you closer and put more presure on the blade. "Put the gun down, milady." • The story isn't edited so mistakes may occur •

Ever been by any means transported to the world of a fictional character you've fallen in love with? The truth is, me neither. That's just ridiculous. Or that's what at least I thought before it happened to me... [A remastered version of "He's real to me" Since the writing of that one was appalling... Hopefully my writing has matured even in the slightest with this one...]

A forged reality by one's hands... the hands of no god. Somnia is a place where trading, democracy and crime do not exist. A true haven. In this town, harmony is everything. Ellik - a seventeen year old boy- was taught as an orphan that the people would provide and care for him just as their own. Everything is perfect... but perfection is non-realistic. During the span of 'Praecipio's Eleven Days' ( The Eleven Days Of Sacrifice), Ellik uncovers devestating revelations about the town's existence and the false reality he has been living in.