Just a normal Oneshots book that IS based on true events <3

when two young star crossed lovers happen to be in a line together at subway, an unusual, yet romantic tune starts playing, could this change their lives forever...?

What My Boredom Leads To

In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?

This book is a list full of those mean and funny fairy comments you see on Tiktok💖🧚‍♂️✨! Now on get your copy and paste ready while you devour on a set of insulting comments! ✨💖😍 (most impressive) RANKINGS : 4#-INSULTS (June 12,2020)

What will happen when Donald will tell his alpha, that they're going to have a baby? _/ wAt THe AcTuaL fCuK is wROmG wIth mE

Guy hates corndog until one day....

"Okay, where do you want me to start?" "Anywhere you wish." "There were five of us. Dani, Elizabeth, Audrey, Taylor and me. We spent about 9 months in the basement. The walls where cement. The floor was cement. We each had our own chairs. Dani had her baby blue chair with white roses in the upper right corner. Elizabeth had her pale pink chair with white daiseys in the lower right corner. Audrey had her yellow chair with white roses in the upper left corner. Taylor had her black chair with red roses in the lower left corner. I had a white chair with sunflowers that sat in the center, the very center of the room. Each of us had a light above our heads. There were no covers in the lights just the wires losely hanging with the light attached at the end. The front legs of all our chairs had buckles that when we sat down they were right where our ankles were like he knew just were to put them. There were buckles on our arm rests that when we laid are arms on them the buckels our wrist were in the perfect spot. I think its funny how we all never made the conecction." "What conecction would that be?" "That we all have brown hair, blue eyes, were 5'5, all weighed 130. That when you put the first letter of each of our names together it spells Death. I love how at one point we all thought something, right before we were taken. Dani thought she was going to get mail. Elizabeth thought she was picking up dinner. Audrey thought she was going to class. Taylor thought she was taking her dog for a walk and I thought I was going to marry him and that I loved him with all my heart."

A true love story.

Things that will make you laugh #funny