{I update at least twice a week} ~•~ You and I have read so many books on Wattpad; fanfics, romance, humour etc. We've read the good and the bad. We've read the happy and the sad. Some books just stick with us. Some books bring out the best in us. These are just the most amazing books on Wattpad. The ones that touch your heart. The ones that want to make you read more. Here are the books that have made a difference in my reading life and I hope you enjoy reading the following books :) ~•~ None of these books belong to me, they belong to the amazing authors that wrote them.

The 100 ways to get kicked out of Walmart. Based on a true story. WARNING: YOU MAY GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART!!

So I decided instead of cramming the other books with quotes I should just make another book. So here I will post random quotes from my books that I love, and once in a while I will add quotes from books that I am working from chapters I haven't updated yet, or books to come as a surprise. Those quotes that are surprise quotes, will have a little star next to the title so that you will know it is a 'hidden' quote. I also will include random quotes I love so expect a lot of quotes from Disney, Pride and Prejudice, and Ibn al Qayyim. If there are any quotes from my books that you like, don't hesitate to message me and I will post them with your name. But make sure and tell me who said it, because it is hard sometimes to keep up with all of the characters. The lovely cover is made by the even lovlier FlowerBlood55!

I hope this book makes your day a little brighter and puts a smile on your face. It ranges from a collection of funny sayings and quotes, to comebacks.

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

These are the world's most cheesy pick up lines.

❝Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?❞ Just a couple conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to be sarcastic and other necessities. [Book 2 in the "How To" series] WARNING: CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEARS AND TALKS ABOUT MATURE CONTENT.

Here you will find the funniest crap in texting. And maybe Facebook. I DO NOT OWN THIS COVER I GIVE ALL CREDIT TO THE RIGHTFUL OWNER OF THIS PHOTO

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