"A hidden connection is stronger than an obvious one." ©𝐉𝐈𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐄𝟏𝟕 No translations allowed. |*Contains some mature and triggering content*| 18+

Jungkook x Reader fanfic: You and Jungkook were great friends before he became an idol, and you've lost touch over the years. But when you meet Bts in person, will Jungkook remember you? Or will he just think you're another fan? And if he does remember you, what will happen?

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Click on R E A D for pages filled cliché scenarios, odd imagines, and ( typical ) one-shots of Humanity's Strongest and you ( the reader ) She, he & they. (Ngl mostly she pronouns) Top date = When I got the idea. Bottom date = When I published it. NOTE: The person I was when I started this and the person I am now are very different, morals and POV and all. I'd change 80% of this but I'm so lazy and unmotivated 💀

⚠️WARNING⚠️ May contain: • Sex • Harsh/Rude language •Touchy subjects ⚠️please do not read if you're sensitive⚠️

Warning most of these jokes aren't mine ENJOY

Sorry I wrote this when I was 13 I KNOW ITS SHIT WHY DO YOU PEOPLE LIKE THIS?? Never mind I can't judge I wrote it.

It's been a few weeks now since me and Draco have talked. A tear drop fell from my eye, landing on my hand. Ever since the "incident", everything fell apart. I remembered when we were only eleven, everything was perfect... "How dare you just expose me in the middle of class like that!" I spat at him. "You know what L/N, maybe it just doesn't matter what I do anymore. Maybe it's you." He yelled. "No! It's all you, you sick little prick! I knew I could never keep things straight with you. You're a Malfoy." I threw disgust into his last name. Draco looked at me with pained eyes as he turned to storm off. Another tear, seemed like it took forever to fall. I had to fix things. I stood up, a striking pain of guilt and regret struck my head as I turned to face my door. Standing there, someone I never thought I would be happier to see. I ran into his arms, sobs overlapping my apology. I felt something I never have discovered. I was falling for him, or did I already fall for him? The reason why, I wasn't sure. Others would say, "It's so, Unlike You."

this book is filled with jokes that will make you laugh so hard u will cry. enjoy vote and coment :) cover made by Cover_Artists (Alyssa)

The Sanctioned Archangel, a. k. a. Xora Xion, is the mysterious elite agent with a blank past who will do anything for the sake of her Empire. She thrives in the shadows, but her prowess is tested when she embarks on a mission that takes place in the grand city of Paris, France. There, she meets the legendary agent Levi, who unknowingly happens to know more about Xora than she of herself. Though he is a dangerous man, one whose specialty is to kill and deceive, she is strangely compelled to him--tempted to abandon the safety of her isolation. On this dangerous mission, Xora meets many individuals who change her life--people who she may come to call her friends. But in an unforgiving world like hers, making friends can become a mistake; falling in love can be a death wish. She must navigate the cruel world flawlessly, for even the smallest of mistakes could mean death. Perhaps not only hers... but the deaths of those she holds dear. The success or failure of this mission could determine the demise of the entire world. Does Xora have the power to change not only her fate, but the fate of the world itself? Follow along as Xora Xion learns what it means to live, and to love, beginning with a shrouded past only to blossom into a vibrant future. Featured in the official Wattpad @Fanfic Attack on Titan Fanfiction Reading List! Disclaimer: I do not own SnK/AoT; only the plot and my OC are mine. All rights go to Hajime Isayama. The cover art is not mine, I simply edited it!