The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

A Shrektorious fanfic. A lot of cringe involved.

EVERYBODY'S GOOD AT DOING SOMETHING AND I'M GOOD AT COOKING CRUMBLE! INFACT, I'VE GOT ONE IN THE OVEN! WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?!

my life's a fucking joke anyway here's a uhhh soothouse fanfiction? theres no smut so if i get sued for defamation of character at least i can tell the court if was platonic

Maybe Wilbur and Matt have always had a hidden bond, but Wilbur needs more and now all feelings come to the surface as they desperately try to keep their love hidden throughout the filming of a video for one night. One pure night...

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!