"I have enhanced brainwave activity, dumbasses. I'm the soul human being on planet of dogs." "And the English translation is...?" Klaus asks with scrunched eyebrows. "She's saying that she's better than us... than we'll ever be." Five clenched his jaw and stared into her eyes. --------- As you can see, this is a Five x Reader, I really like the character and the actor so I thought I'd give this a shot! Have fun kids! (DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THR CHARACTERS OR SOME OF THE PLOT, I ONLY OWN THE CHARACTERS NOT FOUND WITHIN THE TV SHOW OR COMICS AND THE SAME GOES FOR THE STORY)

Why is Illumi so obsessed with Killua? What if it was because Killua was not his brother, but his son? This fanfiction revolves around the idea that Illumi had a kid with the reader and Silva and Kikyo decide to raise the baby as their own and hire the reader as their nanny. This is an Illumi-centered story and his age controls the readers age, naturally. Enjoy!