PLEASE READ THE NEWEST CHAPTER IF YOU ARE A FAN OF THIS FIC. also go read no secrets this year ok ty much love repost from my ao3 account cover is a placeholder "How did you get here?" That was the first thing he asked you when you fully came to. Truthfully, you weren't sure. you find yourself in airy's afterlife, with no memory of how you died or managed to find yourself here in the first place. luckily for you, airy's here to help! or not.

An ambassador of an all-knowing stone. A kindly interdimensional interloper. A liberator to those lost and in need. For a long time you were many things, but now you were merely a prisoner on a lonely planet on which lived an even lonelier lamp.

Made this for a friend, please no hate 🥺🥺🥺

"It's 'cause of them, y'know. Haven't you noticed? Something only we -- NPCs -- would? The world breaks apart every playthrough." Follows through all endings -- will you and Cashier attain a 'good ending'? Cover is drawn by me.

(Made around April 29th 2021(?). Finished around July 8th 2021.) if anyones curious the awful story is just a gasa4 y/n x cashier story.. very old, semi srs, but boring book.. bleh. i made this when i was 14 -.- if u still want to read it be my guest! please be mindful its awfully compacted but could be a good read if you wanna laugh :) any distasteful wording i have used i dont feel that way now whatsoever! i was just being a jerk for no reason!!

Cashier is hot. /srs

This is a serious book. Just refer to the title. ✩✩✩✩ This takes place where you also decide to get a snack at a late hour and meet the cashier. Together, you both get to know each other better and discover unknown feelings. ✩✩✩✩ Cover by @Aazoren on twitter

This book was a mistake. Really Hecking Terrible BFDI Stories is just your average "crackbook" filled with poorly made Microsoft Paint comics and chapters that are "meticulously crafted" to make young and impressionable 10 year old minds laugh out loud. This book involves very odd scenarios based around the popular(?) 2010s show, Battle For Dream Island (more commonly known as BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and recently, BFB) ,which is basically a Survivor or Total Drama Island type of show with objects as the characters/contestants. Before you read I have a strict policy against people who repeatedly use the common internet phrase "XD", use of this phrase will result in a chapter dedicated to scolding you for your redundant vocabulary. Another note before you read, this book has quite a bit of offensive humor, sexual innuendo, and other things that are not suitable for people under the age of 10, please read at your own risk. (I'm really sorry for all this fancy language I just want to be funny...) ❤BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, and BFB is owned by jacknjellify❤

**Please read the first chapter for request info!** Welcome to my book! The first chapter explains a lot of things so please read it! This is a one shot book for BFB! Mainly run by your requests!! What are you doing here??? GO READ!!!