I'm the other Gilbert, Elena number two... I was sick of it so I flew Mystic Falls...But now I'm back and I'm sure no one expected that..

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A book of the STUPIDEST, most retarded, most senseless and most hilarious One Direction oneshots! SEND ME PROMPTS :)

Meet Kaitlyn Jenner, Yes and as in 'Jenner' I mean shes Kendall Jenner's younger sister, They dont get along at all, but what will happen when their parents decide to send them both to live in a huge house in the UK for an entire year together and try to win back their sisterly love?! They will meet new people, things will change between them! But will things change for the better or for the worst

This is the story of a girl named Kylie. One fateful day, while driving between her two jobs at Nando's and Starbucks, she gets hit by One Direction's tour bus! But what happens when all the boys fall in love with her? Find out by reading, The Typical Fan Fiction Story! A/N: THE STORY IS BETTER THAN THE DESCRIPTION. PLEASE READ. I PROMISE IT WILL BE GOOD! [Actual Author's Note: I don't mean to offend anyone throughout the course of this story. I'm really sorry if I do. Enjoy!]

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"I would stay in my dreams,the happy ones,forever if i could.Even if i knew they weren't real I would rather live in my mind asleep than in my mind awake,because my life is even scarier than my darkest nightmares"

“I can’t do this anymore!” he shouted, grabbing a fist full of his hair frustratingly. “I can’t either,” I whispered, intertwining my fingers nervously. “Just go," he said softly staring down more towards himself, before turning around. Trenton Walter, star quarterback of Jonesville High thinks he has a shot at love with the new girl, Anne. However, her friends have other plans for her—to break his heart. Anne doesn’t know what they’ve been planning to do behind her back but soon—she will find out. Anne shy, naïve and hardworking thought Trenton was one to only fool around but she found something deep within him that only surfaced when she was nearby. He wasn’t a player who tossed girls around. He wasn’t the heartbreaker. He wasn’t the bad boy. He was only Trent Walter around her. Read the story of love and lies— Collateral Damage.