"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

What happens at camp stays at camp. // est. July 26th, 2014 - #1 in fanfiction [cover by lex]

"Calum, why is everyone in this town so afraid of you?" [this isn't scary i promise]

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"