S A D Q U O T E S

Funny Jokes

A Collection of Funny Jokes

Beauty and the Beast - Hetalia version

Beauty and the beast but with a twist, what happens when you, the lovely reader, ends up failing in love with a beastly prince name Gilbert? (( Beast!Prussia x Reader))

A Vampire's Pet #1

Gwen's just waiting in disgust for the day she'll get bought by a vampire. The day she'll get a master of her own like all the other humans who have been sold. ~ The Pet Shop is founded and run by vampires, who take whoever person - human - they want from their homes to sell. Unfortunately Gwen was one of them at t...

Deadly Possessive.

#2 in Mystery/thrill 😍 (02/06/18) "AHHHHHHHHHH" "AHHHHHHH" "AHHHH". Her painful screams echoed everywhere. "P-Please stop it P-Pe-piyushhhh" she managed to speak somehow through the cloth that has been tied to her mouth. "AHHHHHHHHH" She screamed as loud as she can as a hot iron rod was being touche...

Peach Kisses (A Stolen Bride for The Mafia King)

NOTICE: First Three Chapters are free, and readable but the rest of the book can be bought online. Please follow @authorcr4vinz on Instagram to stay updated. And for any queries, @zcr4vinz@gmail.com "Don't Play Games With Me." He Whispers As He Pulls Me Onto His Lap. "I'm Not." I Bite My Lip. "Then Tell Me, Who You'v...

P.A.M. Syndrome (Possessive Alpha Mate)

(Warning: Sexual Content) "Get on the bed NOW!" He said, backing me up against the wall. "W-W-What?" I stuttered like a fool. Instead of replying, he pushed me down on the bed roughly and began kissing me on my neck. I let out a small moan of pleasure, but realized where this would lead to if we continued...

Unexpected

"I don't know what you're talking about."I lied and took a quick drink of my water. "You're really gonna lie to me,Huh?"He Whispered in my ear while gliding the gun up and down my inner thigh. My breath began to quicken when I felt the cold metal touch my skin.I looked at everyone else in the restaurant and they weren...

『My Darling Spider』

Encountering the spider butler was easy. All you had to do was step foot into the Trancy Estate. However... Escaping his web? That's a difficult one. Especially since you're only a mere human and he is a d͟͟e͟͟m͟͟o͟͟n͟͟. He has you in his sight and he will never let you get away from him. But what made him suddenly ch...

Stolen

Ella is orphaned at a at a young age. Despair is her constant companion if it weren't for her best friend she doesn't know what she would do. But it all changes when she meets Elliot. He brings her into a whole new world with vampires. What dangers lie ahead for Ella read to find out.

My Bad Little Boy (Fiolee Remake)

Marshall lee and Fionna have beens friends forever. But what will happen when she develops feelings for a certain vampire king. Especially when one of her other friend develops feelings for her to and Threat rises that could destroy all of AAA. (This is the version i am rewriting to make it much better then my orgina...

Mine (BWWM)

"You'll be mines soon" he whispered. "Boy bye!" I laughed walking away. ♡

×Daddy's Girls× (BWWM)

"Mommy where's my daddy?" Mia pouted with tears in her eye's. "I don't know baby" I whispered pecking her forehead.

Friendship wasn't what it once was ( Girls Last Tour/ Fairy Tail crossover)

So, imagine the time when Lisanna was sent to Eldos and everyone thought she was dead. But, instead of Eldos, Lisanna was sent to a world that went through an apocalypse. She's also in a body of a somewhat younger her and has no idea how to get home. There are no people around, and it's always cold. Then, one day she...

The Kishin's Assassin (Soul eater/ Assassination classroom crossover)

Junko: A quiet girl who talks to no one and always seems emotionless to others. She has no friends and is always hiding behind the others, but no one knows why. But one day, this girl goes missing and letters are starting to come in from anonymous people who claim to be old friends of hers. Questions start popping up...

I'm His (AMBW)

"Who do you think you are my dad!" "That's correct and daddy's gonna punish his little girl."

Annyeonghaseyo, Bitch

Cover by @boyleewrites ❝ Where are you going, nigger? ❞ I turned around on my heel and said, ❝what the fuck did you just say?❞I clearly heard him, I just was being nice and decided to give him another chance to correct himself before I whooped his ass silly. ❝ I said,❞ he stepped closer and bent over a little so our...

Curvier Than Most

What happens when a dark skin curvy college student meets a bad boy Blue -eyed Italian boy . Will there relationship blossom into some more ? Possibly love? Or Will it crash and burn like it was destined to? Follow the amazing journey go of Brookyln and Alex And find out.....

Embracing her curves (on hold until 2017)

All he does is F*ck women because they all want him . Will that be the cause for this curvy girl. Disclaimer : adult content +++ Copyright illegal // readers are not allowed to borrow this book and say it's their own © Government and author will contact whoever has broken this laws

Sold To The Gang Leader

Natalie Chambers didn't know about her father's gang, that is until he sold her. What Natalie didn't know is that he sold her to, one of the most dangerous gang leaders around. Carter Grayson. {PLEASE DO NOT STEAL MY IDEAS} Achievements #12 in Romance

My Curvy Step-Sister (BWWM)

I've never been into curvy girls, nor have I ever been into black girls. That all changed once my mom got married.. and I met my step-sister.

His property

I always thought true love was something that would happen to you at your own will. You'd chose who to love and if they loved you back then well yay for you. I never thought I'd have to deal with this. I was no longer considered a human being. I was an object. I was his property.

trouble-damirae / Wattys 2019

Damian was raised to never feel affection for others. Raven was raised to supress every emotion she felt. When they grow closer, trouble starts. (Damian is 16 when the book starts, Raven is 17)

The Claim ✔️ *Editing*

Brinn has known Alpha Titus as a close family friend since she was ten years old. He was like a big brother to her. Right before her first shift, her parents decide to ship her off to live with Alpha Titus and his pack due to her reckless behavior. Brinn soon finds out the secrets that have been kept from her since...

my best friend, the alpha

'Whoa whoa whoa. where you going little missy?' he says grabbing me and making me sit back down. 'Leaving Luke I was leaving' I snap 'OK but I wasn't done sky' he puts his hands up in surrender. ' Done what laughing at me' I growl crossing my arms. 'I'm sorry' he mumbles. 'I just had to make sure I still had you befor...

"She's Mine"

He has her and he will never let her go. She can run, she can hide, but he will always find her in the end. After all ... she's his. PSA: I wrote this when my writing was bad and my ideas were not well thought out! My writing isn't amazing now but it is much better trust me! Thanks for bearing with me (:

3 Years Later

Forgive and forget. Those two words that she will never do because she can't and won’t. Rebekah Mathis was overweight, nerdy, and bullied by her pack. She was 16 when she was rejected by the alpha, the player, her mate - Ashton Clark. After the rejection, she ran away and found a new pack that would accept her and lov...

My Brother's Best Friend Is My Mate

Love Story about werewolf's but your mate is your brother's best friend but that's not all he is read to find out what happens

The Mafia vs Ms. Independent (Being Edited)

"I'm not kid." "Ok...brat. Is that better?" He smirked at me. The rest of the guys laughed at his remark. I smiled at him. I stood up with my back against the wall. "Take your best shot--" Within a flash the knife flew pass my face like a flash. I yelped. The guys laughed, Our eyes locked. "Oh I plan to." _____ Fab...

Forced By The DEVIL (ON HOLD)

"Xavier stop it! W-What are you doing?" I stuttered as he kept walking towards my direction, his brown eyes full of rage and his muscles tensed. My back hit the wall and he plastered himself on me by placing his hand's on either sides of my waist. "Xavier sto-" he cut me off by asking in his threatening voice "Wha...