A Collection of Funny Jokes

Beauty and the beast but with a twist, what happens when you, the lovely reader, ends up failing in love with a beastly prince name Gilbert? (( Beast!Prussia x Reader))

Gwen's just waiting in disgust for the day she'll get bought by a vampire. The day she'll get a master of her own like all the other humans who have been sold. ~ The Pet Shop is founded and run by vampires, who take whoever person - human - they want from their homes to sell. Unfortunately Gwen was one of them at the early age of 15. Three years later she still hasn't been bought. ~ So the question is; Will he be a good one or a bad one?

#2 in Mystery/thrill 😍 (02/06/18) "AHHHHHHHHHH" "AHHHHHHH" "AHHHH". Her painful screams echoed everywhere. "P-Please stop it P-Pe-piyushhhh" she managed to speak somehow through the cloth that has been tied to her mouth. "AHHHHHHHHH" She screamed as loud as she can as a hot iron rod was being touched in her bare foot. "Is it paining sweetheart? Yes I know, I know. Why do you make me do this to you jaan(heart)? You know I cant live without you. Why you try to run away from me? From OUR house?" He said calmly. "Pleaseee.. Leave me.. Am...a-am s-sorryyyy." She said still feeling the pain in her burnt leg. "This is your punishment love. I now hope you won't repeat this again? Will you dare to?" He said heartlessly. There was silence except the painful sobs of Amaira as she tried to open her tied arms and legs. "SPEAK UP AMAIRA. WILL YOU DARE TO?" He roared making a shiver run down her spine. "And if you dare to.. Just remember this day. That day you will be punished twice as this jaan" Amaira simply nodded. She was tired and so exhausted. ----------------------------------------------------------------- The story starts with Piyush Shahdev, a rich business tycoon falling for a simple, middle-class girl named Amaira Bohra. Piyush proposed Amaira and they get married with Amaira's family's approval. However soon after getting married Amaira comes to know about Piyush's psychotic, obsessive and over possessive nature. Apart from Piyush's harassment and torture Amaira continues to stay with him. Can Amaira get rid of Piyush's obsession? What will happen at last? Will anyone die? To know keep Reading. Also, please do vote, share and comment. ♦ INDIAN SERIAL BASED ♦ --------------------------------- #12 in mystery/thrill *22-03-18*

NOTICE: First Three Chapters are free, and readable but the rest of the book can be bought online. Please follow @authorcr4vinz on Instagram to stay updated. And for any queries, @zcr4vinz@gmail.com "Don't Play Games With Me." He Whispers As He Pulls Me Onto His Lap. "I'm Not." I Bite My Lip. "Then Tell Me, Who You've Been Texting All Day." × × × Everybody wonders how I do it. How I love the most dangerous man on this planet. How I keep him mine with his wild looks, and handsome figure. When really, I didn't fall for him. . he fell for me. _____ Model in the cover: Instagram- _Amoafoa_ ❤❤ https://instagram.com/_amoafoa_?utm_source=ig_profile_share&igshid=17qgc9hx1nyly #41 in Romance 01/02/18 #21 in Romance 13/02/18 #18 in Romance 19/02/18 #6 in romance 26/03/18 #5 in Romance 02/04/18

(Warning: Sexual Content) "Get on the bed NOW!" He said, backing me up against the wall. "W-W-What?" I stuttered like a fool. Instead of replying, he pushed me down on the bed roughly and began kissing me on my neck. I let out a small moan of pleasure, but realized where this would lead to if we continued. "Noah, we have to stop." I groaned, pushing him away from me. He growled and pinned my arms above my head. "You're mine and only mine. The only person that will ever touch, kiss, or look at you is me. Now, I hope you're ready because you're about to feel the best pleasure you've ever had in you're life." He said into my ear. It was only seconds before I felt his mouth on my pu....... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yasmine was a werewolf who attended Jackson River High School. She wasn't one of those girls who looked like they got gang banged by Crayola. Neither was she a nerd. She was just a normal, bossy girl who had lots of curves. Noah, on the other hand, is the bad boy of the town. He's the Alpha of the Blood Pool pack and he hates to be bossed around. What will happen when he finds out that his mate is no other than Yasmine August, a girl who's very bossy, sarcastic, and stubborn? Well, let's just say that you're in for one hell of a ride!

"I don't know what you're talking about."I lied and took a quick drink of my water. "You're really gonna lie to me,Huh?"He Whispered in my ear while gliding the gun up and down my inner thigh. My breath began to quicken when I felt the cold metal touch my skin.I looked at everyone else in the restaurant and they weren't paying us any mind. "Please I'm sorry I.."He put his finger on my lips telling me to be quiet and pressed the gun directly against my lace panties which are soaked. "I'm gonna have a little fun taming you Kitten sweet dreams."He laughed while he kissed my lips,and soon my eye lids started to feel heavy.Then before I knew it the darkness consumed me. THIS BOOK CONTAINS SEXUAL CONTENT.SO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.THIS IS THE FIRST BOOK THAT EVER WROTE SO EXCUSE THE MISTAKES PLEASE,HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT.

Encountering the spider butler was easy. All you had to do was step foot into the Trancy Estate. However... Escaping his web? That's a difficult one. Especially since you're only a mere human and he is a d͟͟e͟͟m͟͟o͟͟n͟͟. He has you in his sight and he will never let you get away from him. But what made him suddenly change feelings for you? (Claude x Reader Fanfic) ♪( '▽｀) • • • • • I do not own any of these characters nor the anime itself. They belong to Yana Toboso. Organized by Chapters - Specials This also contains some violence, also strong use of language since everyone should know Alois loves saying dem words, and this IS Black Butler. Of course they are gonna contain violence.

Ella is orphaned at a at a young age. Despair is her constant companion if it weren't for her best friend she doesn't know what she would do. But it all changes when she meets Elliot. He brings her into a whole new world with vampires. What dangers lie ahead for Ella read to find out.