All Ed needed to become the Internet's latest boyfriend was a chili-pepper costume. But getting sunny foreign-exchange student Audra to prom will take a lot more than that. Ed doesn't know he's beautiful. But he is. Even when his crazy boss forces him to wear an "extra-spicy" chili pepper costume as part of a May 5th promotion. It was only meant to be an after-school job at a low-key Mexican restaurant; Ed never signed up for abject humiliation. And when a lovestruck girl snaps a covert picture of Ed while he serves her an enchilada, he couldn't possibly have anticipated becoming the internet's latest imaginary boyfriend. The fame is immediate and disorienting, but if it helps Ed convince quirky foreign exchange student Audra to attend prom with him, being "Enchilada Ed" might not be so bad. (Formerly Ignorance, Bliss, and Mexican Food)

❝There has to be some way to get out. There just has to be.❞ ❝Everybody says that. Then they realize they're stuck. And they stay stuck because they're too scared to do anything else.❞ At first it was like a dream come true... But it quickly turned into a nightmare. • |268 in Humor 10/12/17| |61 in Mystery/Thriller 1/18/18| •HUMOR AWARDS• 1st in Phoenix Awards 2nd in Elimination Awards 2nd in The Tick-Tock Awards 3rd in Sanguine Awards Paper Plane Awards Finalist

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{Currently Under Editing} When an unforeseen circumstance obliges twenty-eight-year-old Paloma to assume responsibility for her teenage sister, their nearly nonexistent relationship is tested as the sisters attempt to rekindle the bond they once shared.