Working a tiresome, tedious job as an American, Obama Care begins seeking something greater than his current repetitive lifestyle. After leaving his hometown Buttsex, he ventures into the tremendously vast, diverse Putin City in which he meets his most faithful companions and his most corrupt, vile adversaries; in the midst of this, a certain young man catches his attention: charismatic, captivating, chthonic Jimmy Neutron. Will Obama be able to maintain his new lifestyle? Will he win over the chilled, sharp heart of Jimmy? And will he be able to endure his newfound enemies? Read to find out.

BE WARNED THERE IS CURSE WORDS IN THIS FANFICTION! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK, AND BEWARE THE DEATH EATER NAZIS! this fanfic is about Ivory the new sutdent at Hogwars! She is not very popular at the start, but how will she save the school when Volzemors comes? Will she shave Hogwars in time? Who knows, I don't.

First Fanfiction. 101% Unironic But Ironic Trigger Warning (But also story spoilers!): R*pe, Su*c*de