Readers will embark on Shrek's magical journey to find a child in a bitter and harsh world. Reviews: "A tearful and heart-wrenching journey." - Oprah(probably) "I cannot stop reading this fic, it's a must to all Shrek fans." - My Random Ass Friend "You will both regret and not regret reading this." - God Himself

What happens when you come up with some weird fanfic? I don't know, Just read. (Lmao beware theres some cancerous content) (Oof and offensive. Also, beware grammar natzis cause im not editing this.)