Stereotypes. I hate them. On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts. I almost decked her. Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make. Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all happy and excited and they can drool and swoon over Finn Wallace – the hands-down hottest guy in school – like there's no tomorrow. Me? Well, I'm just bitchy and mean. So someone please tell me why Finn Wallace is suddenly chasing after me? *This is NOT a Bridgit Mendler fan fiction* Copyright © 2013 CrayonChomper

I continue throwing pebbles at his window, a grin on my face. He finally opens his window, glaring at me. "What do you want Matthews?" "I have a really important question! It's a matter of life and death!" "What?" "Do you have a cat?" "Oh my god, you're so annoying... just... go to sleep." "But-" "Go to sleep." he says with a small smile. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Annoying. Weird. Maybe a little bit sassy. Frost Matthews makes a sad day become a happy one. No matter how annoying she can be, she never fails to make someone smile. But then there's Nova Hurkins. The cold, heartless popular boy at Fareview high. His heart was broken by his one and only, 'true love'. He's always found Frost's annoying self, well, annoying. He can't stand her at all. She's warming his cold heart, slowly but surely. And even though he can't stand her, he just can't stay away from her annoying self. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ this book is stupid. beware. \\CRINGE ALERT// [ UNEDITED ]

{Sequel to Vacation days and third book in the That Emo Kid trilogy} {Used to be House Hunters} Vacation has ended, and you're disappointed that after all this time, your family still doesn't trust you. They deny any notion of you leaving them behind to pursue your dreams. That is, until your boyfriend's entire town blew up cause of some dimwit mayor who didn't know what a vacation was. Looks like your story isn't over yet. When you finally obtain that house you so desired, new things keep popping up. Whether it be new rivals, new challenges, or new holidays, will your relationship stand strong? Or will it fall like your social life after you read this? Chaos is your best friend, after all * I do not condone the actions of Aphmau. I wrote this when I was 15. This is a heavily edited and AU version of her characters. I don't support her anymore and I'm only keeping these books up for the readers I accumulated over years.

{Sequel to That Emo Kid} Senior year You moved away from Mystreet to focus on studies. You left your best friend (and past lover), Zane, behind to pursue your career. (Still keeping in touch of course) Once you finished college, you decided it would be high time to visit him. But he never answered your calls. Finally you gave up, your mother had gotten you and your college friends tickets to Love Love Paradise, the place where dreams come true, to get your mind off him. But you find a lot more waiting for you there... Completed as of September 16th, 2016 * I do not condone the actions of Aphmau. I wrote this when I was 15. This is a heavily edited and AU version of her characters. I don't support her anymore and I'm only keeping these books up for the readers I accumulated over years.

Phoenix Drop High. A chance of a lifetime for you, and your parents. You came to the school fully prepared for a fantastic year, full of drama and romance. Until that emo kid decides to make it his personal goal to ruin your life. But you stay determined, hoping that for once, your hard work would pay off. But he always seems to be there to mock you, to be the most annoying thing on the planet. You want to punch him. And yet... You don't. Because you know he's hiding something. And you want to find out. PLEASE NOTE: MILD LANGUAGE USE!! Completed as of July 27th, 2016 * I do not condone the actions of Aphmau. I wrote this when I was 15. This is a heavily edited and AU version of her characters. I don't support her anymore and I'm only keeping these books up for the readers I accumulated over years.